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(bird screeching) -Female voice: Dirk?

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-Female voice: Dirk?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:01
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Flying Moon Filmproduktion GmbH,Parts & Labor,Van Hoy/Knudsen Productions,Wild Invention,ARTE GEIE

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Movie Summary

A man going through a mid-life crisis buys a jet-ski school.
S01 • E03 -We could use my dick, that's pretty big. (laughing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:09
-We could use my dick, that's pretty big. (laughing)
S01 • E01 -Look, I've been riding these thunder-powered lake lickers - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:08
-Look, I've been riding these thunder-powered lake...
S01 • E04 -(rock music playing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:08
-(rock music playing)
S01 • E02 -(whooshing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:10
-(whooshing)
S01 • E08 -(banjo tuning) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:09
-(banjo tuning)
S01 • E01 Ground rules and training courses - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
Ground rules and training courses
S01 • E04 All right, now, with that in mind, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:08
All right, now, with that in mind,
S01 • E01 I've done some of the most incredible, mind-bending, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:09
I've done some of the most incredible, mind-bending,
S01 • E02 -(ethereal singing) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:12
-(ethereal singing)
S01 • E03 -Anything that goes in those things never comes out. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:04
-Anything that goes in those things never comes out.
S01 • E04 Because you can get the same meal for $2 cheaper by ordering a la carte off the value menu. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
Because you can get the same meal for $2 cheaper by ordering...
S01 • E06 -Yeah, well, Gil was supposed to unload these and gas 'em up, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-Yeah, well, Gil was supposed to unload these and gas...
S01 • E05 Do as I command, and along the path, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:08
Do as I command, and along the path,
S01 • E08 -I wanna tweet Budweiser, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-I wanna tweet Budweiser,
S01 • E06 -Yeah, I heard Gil got a new girlfriend, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-Yeah, I heard Gil got a new girlfriend,
S01 • E01 -Yeah. Whoo! Jet skis are fun! - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-Yeah. Whoo! Jet skis are fun!
S01 • E04 -All sit-down restaurants are damn rip-offs. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-All sit-down restaurants are damn rip-offs.
S01 • E03 -(zapping) - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:07
-(zapping)
S01 • E05 -I sense great pain in you, Dirk Hamsteak. - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
-I sense great pain in you, Dirk Hamsteak.
S01 • E08 So, do you wanna be super racist, - Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy 00:05
So, do you wanna be super racist,