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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

And now, after all that, you expect me to be excitedto have sex with you, so I have to...

And now, after all that, you expect me to be excited
to have sex with you, so I have to take another fucking shower?

Full Transcript

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And now, after all that,
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you expect me to be excited to have sex with you,
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so I have to take another fucking shower?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:38
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
[audience laughing]
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[chuckling]
Tu problema. Eh, eh, eh. Eh. Uh-eh. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Tu problema. Eh, eh, eh. Eh. Uh-eh.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
- I should probably tell you that as well. - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
- I should probably tell you that as well. - [audience laugh...
Now, uh... never done this before or since. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Now, uh... never done this before or since.
I just took the whipped cream and went, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I just took the whipped cream and went, huff, huff, huff, hu...
- Psssh! - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
- Psssh! - [audience laughing]
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling]
Some coconut flakes in there. Like, "Oh, yeah." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Some coconut flakes in there. Like, "Oh, yeah."
"There's gotta be some chocolate chips in this motherfucker. There's gotta be. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
"There's gotta be some chocolate chips in this mot...
There's always chocolate chips." And there was chocolate chips, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
There's always chocolate chips." And there was cho...
The little ones. That's the key to the whole thing, little ones. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The little ones. That's the key to the whole thing, lit...
And I said, "If there's some caramel in this refrigerator, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
And I said, "If there's some caramel in this refri...
I took the caramel, and I said... I go, "Robbie! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I took the caramel, and I said... I go, "Robbie!
- Robbie! Robster! - [woman whooing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
- Robbie! Robster! - [woman whooing]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
I guess I'll have to try some of that." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
I guess I'll have to try some of that."
[audience cheering] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[audience cheering]