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And, uh... she's three years old
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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

And, uh... she's three years old, and, uh... she hasn't decided she's ready.She hasn't

And, uh... she's three years old, and, uh... she hasn't decided she's ready.
She hasn't

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And, uh... she's three years old,
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and, uh... she hasn't decided she's ready. She hasn't.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:17
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
[audience laughing]
What?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
What?"
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah.
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Yeah. Un-huh. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Y...
You don't figure this out, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
You don't figure this out,
[audience clapping] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[audience clapping]
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next to the door. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next...
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and sleep with us, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and ...
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed.&q...
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What's up?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What&#...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:16
[audience laughing]
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on.&...
Not scary enough - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Not scary enough
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. [hums] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for sure, for sure. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for...
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced again, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced a...
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, but... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, bu...