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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

I spent the last four hourslaying down on the kitchen floor

[audience laughing] I spent the last four hours
laying down on the kitchen floor

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I spent the last four hours laying down on the kitchen floor.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:40
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:18
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off."
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body.
I'm gonna check those windows." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I'm gonna check those windows."
What I wanted to say was, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
What I wanted to say was,
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, about to fall asleep. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, ab...
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part.
It's Christmas." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
It's Christmas."
No." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:19
No."
But thank you. Thank you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
But thank you. Thank you."
While you were still sleeping, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
While you were still sleeping,
And then, while you were on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And then, while you were on your fucking phone,
And when you were still on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And when you were still on your fucking phone,
And while we were opening up the presents, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And while we were opening up the presents,
And then after, I gave them a nice bath - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And then after, I gave them a nice bath
And now, after all that, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
And now, after all that,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
[audience laughing]
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[chuckling]