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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

It's gonna happen again in two weeks.I know it

[audience laughing] It's gonna happen again in two weeks.
I know it

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It's gonna happen again in two weeks. I know it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:01
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
It's tough when you marry somebody younger than you - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
It's tough when you marry somebody younger than you
After, uh... two years of being married, my wife said to me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
After, uh... two years of being married, my wife said to me,
Losing more of my youth, my youth, my youth. Bye-bye, youth. Bye." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
Losing more of my youth, my youth, my youth. Bye-bye, youth....
Get over the hump, then go, 'Thank God we hung in there.' - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
Get over the hump, then go, 'Thank God we hung in there...
But it's no better, no mejor. Why am I hanging in there, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
But it's no better, no mejor. Why am I hanging in there...
Five years. [puffs] Thank God I didn't quit, you know?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Five years. [puffs] Thank God I didn't quit, you know?&...
It's no mejor. It's no mejor. Why am I hanging in there? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
It's no mejor. It's no mejor. Why am I hanging in ...
More of my youth. Bye-bye, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
More of my youth. Bye-bye, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth...
You can find another guy, easy. You're beautiful, brilliant, incredible. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
You can find another guy, easy. You're beautiful, brill...
You're gonna have the same relationship with him that you had with me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
You're gonna have the same relationship with him that y...
My youth! My youth! Blah, blah' - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My youth! My youth! Blah, blah'
You're brilliant, beautiful, incredible. You'll find another guy like that. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You're brilliant, beautiful, incredible. You'll fi...
Then you're gonna have the same relationship with him - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Then you're gonna have the same relationship with him
Or you could realize - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Or you could realize
I can make you happier. I can't make you happy. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I can make you happier. I can't make you happy.
All right? Maybe you didn't realize Prince Charming is gonna look like me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
All right? Maybe you didn't realize Prince Charming is ...
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling]
Read a woman, you know? Listen to what she says. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Read a woman, you know? Listen to what she says.
Don't do what she says, 'cause she doesn't mean that, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Don't do what she says, 'cause she doesn't me...
'Cause women speak in code, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:27
'Cause women speak in code,