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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

"What?You want to get something to eat first?

[audience laughing] "What?
You want to get something to eat first?

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"What? You want to get something to eat first?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:13
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Are you hanging your shit up in my closet? Is that what you're doing? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Are you hanging your shit up in my closet? Is that what you&...
I thought I was just fucking her." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
I thought I was just fucking her."
And if sex happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
And if sex happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it.
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
I am looking at you. I'm looking at you. I am looking at you. I am looking... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I am looking at you. I'm looking at you. I am looking a...
Oh, that was disgusting! Oh, my God!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
Oh, that was disgusting! Oh, my God!"
"Where's the dick?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
"Where's the dick?"
Shit. Missed... missed it again." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Shit. Missed... missed it again."
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[chuckling]
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted to her. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[audience laughing]
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?"
I have no idea who I am." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
I have no idea who I am."
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are to you. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are t...
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy,
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife's way too beautiful for you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife'...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! Beautiful." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[audience laughing]
Keep her for a little while." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Keep her for a little while."