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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

- "Cappuccino, Rob, sex offender."- "Yeah, right here. Thank you."

[audience laughing] - "Cappuccino, Rob, sex offender."
- "Yeah, right here. Thank you."

Full Transcript

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- "Cappuccino, Rob, sex offender." - "Yeah, right here. Thank you."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:57
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
I'm gonna sell out every guy in the room. Sorry, I'm gonna do it. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I'm gonna sell out every guy in the room. Sorry, I'...
Ladies, the guy you're with now, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Ladies, the guy you're with now,
The first time the person you're hoping to spend the rest your life with, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
The first time the person you're hoping to spend the re...
If he could've just had sex and went home, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If he could've just had sex and went home,
He loves you now for you, 'cause you're amazing. You are! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
He loves you now for you, 'cause you're amazing. Y...
And if a relationship happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And if a relationship happens, fuck it, they'll deal wi...
They just end up in it, they don't even know how it happened. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
They just end up in it, they don't even know how it hap...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
Are you hanging your shit up in my closet? Is that what you're doing? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Are you hanging your shit up in my closet? Is that what you&...
I thought I was just fucking her." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
I thought I was just fucking her."
And if sex happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
And if sex happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it.
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
I am looking at you. I'm looking at you. I am looking at you. I am looking... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I am looking at you. I'm looking at you. I am looking a...
Oh, that was disgusting! Oh, my God!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
Oh, that was disgusting! Oh, my God!"
"Where's the dick?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
"Where's the dick?"
Shit. Missed... missed it again." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Shit. Missed... missed it again."
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[chuckling]
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted to her. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[audience laughing]
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?"