To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
[audience laughing]
Please log in to add to collections.
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

I know it's sad. We cry. We cry. It's sad

[audience laughing] I know it's sad. We cry. We cry. It's sad

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.126
[audience laughing]
00:00:02.543 --> 00:00:05.046
I know it's sad. We cry. We cry. It's sad.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:51
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice,
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the wonton noodle. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the w...
[Speaking Chinese] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[Speaking Chinese]
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce.
Beef with the oyster sauce." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Beef with the oyster sauce."
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!"
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. No way." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. ...
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go near, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go...
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. Get in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. ...
[puffs in mic] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[puffs in mic]
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil money somehow. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil ...
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working group of people. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working gr...
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a little lazy in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a li...
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue,
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot."
So how does this shit work?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
So how does this shit work?"
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..."
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it."