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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Now, I have allergies, which means, six o'clock in the morning, I sneeze about 20 times

[audience laughing] [chuckles] Now, I have allergies, which means, six o'clock in the morning, I sneeze about 20 times

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[audience laughing]
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[chuckles] Now, I have allergies,
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which means, six o'clock in the morning,
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I sneeze about 20 times.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:57
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for sure, for sure. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for...
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced again, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced a...
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, but... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, bu...
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's a nice house. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's...
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels good. Shit. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels...
[woman whoos] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[woman whoos]
Guess I better figure out what that crazy wife is talking about. [chuckles] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Guess I better figure out what that crazy wife is talking ab...
Let's look at all the schools." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Let's look at all the schools."
I go downstairs to sneeze. I go, "Achoo, achoo, achoo..." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
I go downstairs to sneeze. I go, "Achoo, achoo, achoo.....
And I came back... I come back upstairs, and Miranda, our seven-year-old, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And I came back... I come back upstairs, and Miranda, our se...
Forget it. I'll find someplace else to sleep, okay?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Forget it. I'll find someplace else to sleep, okay?&quo...
There's a whole other wing." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
There's a whole other wing."
She's already asleep in the bed. I go, "Whatever," you know. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
She's already asleep in the bed. I go, "Whatever,&...
So I get into bed with her. And, like, when you're in your 50s, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
So I get into bed with her. And, like, when you're in y...
So whenever I'm in bed with my wife, and I can't sleep, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
So whenever I'm in bed with my wife, and I can't s...
I'm hoping one day, she might go, "Oh, you know, that's a good idea." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
I'm hoping one day, she might go, "Oh, you know, t...
Anyway, so I'm grabbing a little bit, and I noticed, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Anyway, so I'm grabbing a little bit, and I noticed,
But her breasts also felt similarly off, you know. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
But her breasts also felt similarly off, you know.
Then I thought to myself, "You know, there's a chance - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
Then I thought to myself, "You know, there's a cha...
And I said, "Honey, wake up." She goes, "What is it?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
And I said, "Honey, wake up." She goes, "What...