To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
[audience laughing]
Please log in to add to collections.
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

"Okay, dinosaurs chasing you. Okay. Okay

[audience laughing] Excuse me, I need to be in there." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dinosaurs what?" "Chasing me. Chasing me." [audience laughing] "Okay, dinosaurs chasing you. Okay. Okay

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.021
[audience laughing]
00:00:02.293 --> 00:00:04.001
Excuse me, I need to be in there."
00:00:04.963 --> 00:00:07.298
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dinosaurs what?"
00:00:08.383 --> 00:00:10.003
"Chasing me. Chasing me."
00:00:11.636 --> 00:00:12.762
[audience laughing]
00:00:13.096 --> 00:00:15.765
"Okay, dinosaurs chasing you. Okay. Okay.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:18
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on.&...
Not scary enough - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Not scary enough
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. [hums] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for sure, for sure. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for...
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced again, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced a...
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, but... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, bu...
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's a nice house. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's...
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels good. Shit. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels...
[woman whoos] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[woman whoos]
Guess I better figure out what that crazy wife is talking about. [chuckles] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Guess I better figure out what that crazy wife is talking ab...
Let's look at all the schools." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Let's look at all the schools."
I go downstairs to sneeze. I go, "Achoo, achoo, achoo..." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
I go downstairs to sneeze. I go, "Achoo, achoo, achoo.....
And I came back... I come back upstairs, and Miranda, our seven-year-old, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And I came back... I come back upstairs, and Miranda, our se...
Forget it. I'll find someplace else to sleep, okay?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Forget it. I'll find someplace else to sleep, okay?&quo...
There's a whole other wing." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
There's a whole other wing."
She's already asleep in the bed. I go, "Whatever," you know. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
She's already asleep in the bed. I go, "Whatever,&...
So I get into bed with her. And, like, when you're in your 50s, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
So I get into bed with her. And, like, when you're in y...
So whenever I'm in bed with my wife, and I can't sleep, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
So whenever I'm in bed with my wife, and I can't s...
I'm hoping one day, she might go, "Oh, you know, that's a good idea." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
I'm hoping one day, she might go, "Oh, you know, t...