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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Let's let the accident decidewhen she's ready

[audience laughing] Let's let the accident decide
when she's ready

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Let's let the accident decide when she's ready.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:04
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Maybe a little less cruel this time. Maybe? Huh?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Maybe a little less cruel this time. Maybe? Huh?"
And, uh... she's three years old, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And, uh... she's three years old,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
[audience laughing]
What?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
What?"
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah.
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Yeah. Un-huh. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Y...
You don't figure this out, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
You don't figure this out,
[audience clapping] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[audience clapping]
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next to the door. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next...
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and sleep with us, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and ...
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed.&q...
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What's up?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What&#...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:16
[audience laughing]
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on.&...
Not scary enough - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Not scary enough
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. [hums] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for sure, for sure. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for...