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[audience roars with laughter] I am helping you!

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I am helping you!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:53
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Maybe on your walk home, you figure out where you left your goddamn car keys! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Maybe on your walk home, you figure out where you left your ...
I'm at work right now!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
I'm at work right now!"
- [audience laughing] - [chuckles] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
- [audience laughing] - [chuckles]
If it's a guy who feels the same level of attractiveness as the woman he's with, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
If it's a guy who feels the same level of attractivenes...
- That was fucking dumb, wasn't it? - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- That was fucking dumb, wasn't it? - [audience laughin...
They're not gonna call the parent that fucking left them there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
They're not gonna call the parent that fucking left the...
I'm at work right now!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
I'm at work right now!"
I love you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I love you."
If it's a guy who feels about the same level of attractiveness as his wife, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
If it's a guy who feels about the same level of attract...
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience roars with laughter]
I love you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
I love you."
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience laughing]
It's tough when you marry somebody younger than you - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
It's tough when you marry somebody younger than you
After, uh... two years of being married, my wife said to me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
After, uh... two years of being married, my wife said to me,
Losing more of my youth, my youth, my youth. Bye-bye, youth. Bye." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
Losing more of my youth, my youth, my youth. Bye-bye, youth....
Get over the hump, then go, 'Thank God we hung in there.' - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
Get over the hump, then go, 'Thank God we hung in there...
But it's no better, no mejor. Why am I hanging in there, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
But it's no better, no mejor. Why am I hanging in there...
Five years. [puffs] Thank God I didn't quit, you know?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Five years. [puffs] Thank God I didn't quit, you know?&...
It's no mejor. It's no mejor. Why am I hanging in there? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
It's no mejor. It's no mejor. Why am I hanging in ...
More of my youth. Bye-bye, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
More of my youth. Bye-bye, youth, youth, youth, youth, youth...