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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

"Welcome toKorean whorehouse. Come on in!

[audience roars with laughter] [in Korean accent] "Welcome to
Korean whorehouse. Come on in!

Full Transcript

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[audience roars with laughter]
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[in Korean accent] "Welcome to Korean whorehouse. Come on in!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:55
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Yeah, yeah, you suck it! You suck it! You suck it! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Yeah, yeah, you suck it! You suck it! You suck it!
Then come over this room. You fuck yourself hard, this room. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Then come over this room. You fuck yourself hard, this room.
Oh, huh-huh! You get your money's worth, this room. Oh! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Oh, huh-huh! You get your money's worth, this room. Oh!
Then you come over here, you take a shower, then get the fuck out. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Then you come over here, you take a shower, then get the fuc...
We have other customer." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
We have other customer."
[soft piano playing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
[soft piano playing]
Some things were conveniently forgotten during this whole episode, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Some things were conveniently forgotten during this whole ep...
- pigs, you know. - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- pigs, you know. - [audience laughing]
If my wife said to me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
If my wife said to me,
I've been to Starbucks. I've looked down at the end of the line. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I've been to Starbucks. I've looked down at the en...
I've seen a nice-looking girl with exposed cleavage, thought to myself, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
I've seen a nice-looking girl with exposed cleavage, th...
To be able to order a cappuccino - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
To be able to order a cappuccino
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm gonna sell out every guy in the room. Sorry, I'm gonna do it. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I'm gonna sell out every guy in the room. Sorry, I'...
Ladies, the guy you're with now, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Ladies, the guy you're with now,
The first time the person you're hoping to spend the rest your life with, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
The first time the person you're hoping to spend the re...
If he could've just had sex and went home, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If he could've just had sex and went home,
He loves you now for you, 'cause you're amazing. You are! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
He loves you now for you, 'cause you're amazing. Y...
And if a relationship happens, fuck it, they'll deal with it, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And if a relationship happens, fuck it, they'll deal wi...
They just end up in it, they don't even know how it happened. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
They just end up in it, they don't even know how it hap...