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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

'Cause women speak in code, and it's up to us to kind of figure out...the code for what's...

'Cause women speak in code, and it's up to us to kind of figure out...
the code for what's healthiest in the relationship.
Like when my wife says to me, [in Mexican accent] "I'm gonna go
downstairs and get some water." What she's really saying is,
"Go downstairs and get me some water." [audience laughing] Then when I say,
"Do you want me to get it for you?" What I'm really saying is,
"Please don't make me get it for you

Full Transcript

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'Cause women speak in code,
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and it's up to us to kind of figure out... the code
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for what's healthiest in the relationship. Like when my wife says to me,
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[in Mexican accent] "I'm gonna go downstairs and get some water."
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What she's really saying is, "Go downstairs and get me some water."
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[audience laughing]
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Then when I say, "Do you want me to get it for you?"
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What I'm really saying is, "Please don't make me get it for you.
Duration
27 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:16
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
I'd have to put my pants on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:14
I'd have to put my pants on."
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience laughing]
Turn the heat down a little bit, a bit, a bit?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Turn the heat down a little bit, a bit, a bit?"
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:18
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off."
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body.
I'm gonna check those windows." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I'm gonna check those windows."
What I wanted to say was, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
What I wanted to say was,
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, about to fall asleep. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, ab...
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part.
It's Christmas." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
It's Christmas."
No." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:19
No."
But thank you. Thank you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
But thank you. Thank you."
While you were still sleeping, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
While you were still sleeping,
And then, while you were on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And then, while you were on your fucking phone,
And when you were still on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And when you were still on your fucking phone,