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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

- I did that for two weeks, then I go,"I'm not fucking doing that again

[chuckling]
- [audience laughing] I did that for two weeks, then I go,
"I'm not fucking doing that again

Full Transcript

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- [chuckling] - [audience laughing]
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I did that for two weeks, then I go, "I'm not fucking doing that again.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:30
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food...
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far and counting, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far an...
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find a place. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find...
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed.&qu...
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas,
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. They don't. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. T...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice,
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the wonton noodle. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the w...
[Speaking Chinese] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[Speaking Chinese]
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce.
Beef with the oyster sauce." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Beef with the oyster sauce."
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!"
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. No way." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. ...
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go near, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go...
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. Get in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. ...