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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

But, um... very early in the relationship,guys have to do emotional math

[chuckling] But, um... very early in the relationship,
guys have to do emotional math

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But, um... very early in the relationship, guys have to do emotional math.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:46
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted to her. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[audience laughing]
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?"
I have no idea who I am." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
I have no idea who I am."
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are to you. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are t...
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy,
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife's way too beautiful for you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife'...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! Beautiful." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[audience laughing]
Keep her for a little while." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Keep her for a little while."
And then a guy jumps in that relationship. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then a guy jumps in that relationship.
Now, here's an interesting thing about guys, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Now, here's an interesting thing about guys,
If a guy's with a woman that he feels - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
If a guy's with a woman that he feels
However, weird thing is, if a guy's with a woman - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
However, weird thing is, if a guy's with a woman
The guy's like, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
The guy's like,
Well! [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Well! [chuckling]
I don't need sleep. You married a strong guy." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
I don't need sleep. You married a strong guy."
Well, looks like you're gonna have to walk, bitch. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Well, looks like you're gonna have to walk, bitch.
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience roars with laughter]