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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

No." "But it's Christmas." "I don't care." "You don't have to do much." "Gracias por la...

No." "But it's Christmas." "I don't care." "You don't have to do much." [speaking Spanish]
"Gracias por la oferta. No, gracias." "What does that mean?" "Thank you for the offer. No, thank you

Full Transcript

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No."
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"But it's Christmas."
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"I don't care."
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"You don't have to do much."
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[speaking Spanish] "Gracias por la oferta. No, gracias."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Thank you for the offer. No, thank you.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:32
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
But thank you. Thank you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
But thank you. Thank you."
While you were still sleeping, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
While you were still sleeping,
And then, while you were on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And then, while you were on your fucking phone,
And when you were still on your fucking phone, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And when you were still on your fucking phone,
And while we were opening up the presents, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And while we were opening up the presents,
And then after, I gave them a nice bath - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
And then after, I gave them a nice bath
And now, after all that, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
And now, after all that,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
[audience laughing]
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[chuckling]
Tu problema. Eh, eh, eh. Eh. Uh-eh. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Tu problema. Eh, eh, eh. Eh. Uh-eh.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
- I should probably tell you that as well. - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
- I should probably tell you that as well. - [audience laugh...
Now, uh... never done this before or since. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Now, uh... never done this before or since.
I just took the whipped cream and went, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I just took the whipped cream and went, huff, huff, huff, hu...
- Psssh! - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
- Psssh! - [audience laughing]
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling]
Some coconut flakes in there. Like, "Oh, yeah." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Some coconut flakes in there. Like, "Oh, yeah."
"There's gotta be some chocolate chips in this motherfucker. There's gotta be. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
"There's gotta be some chocolate chips in this mot...
There's always chocolate chips." And there was chocolate chips, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
There's always chocolate chips." And there was cho...