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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Or you could realize that all these problems that you havehave nothing to fucking do with...

Or you could realize that all these problems that you have
have nothing to fucking do with me!

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Or you could realize
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that all these problems that you have have nothing to fucking do with me!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:12
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
I can make you happier. I can't make you happy. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I can make you happier. I can't make you happy.
All right? Maybe you didn't realize Prince Charming is gonna look like me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
All right? Maybe you didn't realize Prince Charming is ...
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
- [audience laughing] - [chuckling]
Read a woman, you know? Listen to what she says. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Read a woman, you know? Listen to what she says.
Don't do what she says, 'cause she doesn't mean that, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Don't do what she says, 'cause she doesn't me...
'Cause women speak in code, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:27
'Cause women speak in code,
I'd have to put my pants on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:14
I'd have to put my pants on."
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience roars with laughter]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
[audience laughing]
Turn the heat down a little bit, a bit, a bit?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Turn the heat down a little bit, a bit, a bit?"
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:18
I'm already naked. I can't take my skin off."
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Nice, cool breeze gently blowing on your body.
I'm gonna check those windows." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I'm gonna check those windows."
What I wanted to say was, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
What I wanted to say was,
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, about to fall asleep. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My wife's already in bed. She's in bed, in bed, ab...
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
That's when I decided to sneak in the bed,
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Yes. Good, good, good. Got that part.