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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

We'll bleach your asshole.Sure, why not? Come on

[puffs in mic] We'll bleach your asshole.
Sure, why not? Come on

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We'll bleach your asshole. Sure, why not? Come on.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:28
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil money somehow. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil ...
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working group of people. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working gr...
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a little lazy in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a li...
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue,
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot."
So how does this shit work?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
So how does this shit work?"
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..."
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it."
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience roars with laughter]
Yeah, yeah, you suck it! You suck it! You suck it! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Yeah, yeah, you suck it! You suck it! You suck it!
Then come over this room. You fuck yourself hard, this room. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Then come over this room. You fuck yourself hard, this room.
Oh, huh-huh! You get your money's worth, this room. Oh! - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Oh, huh-huh! You get your money's worth, this room. Oh!
Then you come over here, you take a shower, then get the fuck out. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Then you come over here, you take a shower, then get the fuc...
We have other customer." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
We have other customer."
[soft piano playing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:11
[soft piano playing]
Some things were conveniently forgotten during this whole episode, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
Some things were conveniently forgotten during this whole ep...
- pigs, you know. - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- pigs, you know. - [audience laughing]
If my wife said to me, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
If my wife said to me,
I've been to Starbucks. I've looked down at the end of the line. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I've been to Starbucks. I've looked down at the en...
I've seen a nice-looking girl with exposed cleavage, thought to myself, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
I've seen a nice-looking girl with exposed cleavage, th...