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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Then we got egg foo yung,pork fried rice, got the lo mein noodle, panfried noodle,seared...

Then we got egg foo yung,
pork fried rice, got the lo mein noodle, panfried noodle,
seared noodle

Full Transcript

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Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice,
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got the lo mein noodle, panfried noodle, seared noodle.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:59
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the wonton noodle. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the w...
[Speaking Chinese] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[Speaking Chinese]
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce.
Beef with the oyster sauce." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Beef with the oyster sauce."
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
Beef! Oyster sauce! Beef! Oyster!"
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. No way." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Asian people like, [in Chinese accent] "No, fuck that. ...
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go near, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
No, we'll work on a part of the body nobody wants to go...
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll do the toenail. We scrape that shit off the back.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. Get in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We'll just get in there. We'll just get in there. ...
[puffs in mic] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[puffs in mic]
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil money somehow. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We'll massage you, jerk you off, take your white devil ...
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working group of people. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
My favorite though, are the Koreans, another hard-working gr...
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a little lazy in there. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Except with the Korean barbecue. I gotta say, it's a li...
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
A bit. You go to a Korean barbecue,
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Hot. Careful, hot coal. Hot."
So how does this shit work?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
So how does this shit work?"
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
Raw filet mignon. There you go. Raw filet mi..."
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
You cook it. You cook it. You cook it."
[audience roars with laughter] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience roars with laughter]