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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

We keep this relationship nice and cold.That's it, okay?" And it was

We keep this relationship nice and cold.
That's it, okay?" [audience laughing] And it was

Full Transcript

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We keep this relationship nice and cold. That's it, okay?"
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[audience laughing]
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And it was.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:14
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
The thing I remember most about my childhood is my mom yelling at me. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The thing I remember most about my childhood is my mom yelli...
Whether it was to protect me or whatever, she was like, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Whether it was to protect me or whatever, she was like,
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what happens? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what ...
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?"
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden,
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there.&q...
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station,
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food,
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing]
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food...
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far and counting, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far an...
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find a place. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find...
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed.&qu...
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas,
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. They don't. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. T...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice,
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the wonton noodle. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the w...