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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

What is in there, exactly?" It's tough. I have an Asian mother.I don't recommend it. I...

What is in there, exactly?" It's tough. I have an Asian mother.
I don't recommend it. I don't

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What is in there, exactly?"
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It's tough. I have an Asian mother. I don't recommend it. I don't.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:26
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
I didn't get that treatment when I was a kid, "You're so good. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I didn't get that treatment when I was a kid, "You...
You're so good. You can be anything you want." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
You're so good. You can be anything you want."
Huh? What do you want, a cookie? You want a cookie for that? Huh? Huh? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Huh? What do you want, a cookie? You want a cookie for that?...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
What do I get? What do I get? What do I get? What do I get? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
What do I get? What do I get? What do I get? What do I get?
What do I get?' - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
What do I get?'
We keep this relationship nice and cold. That's it, okay?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We keep this relationship nice and cold. That's it, oka...
The thing I remember most about my childhood is my mom yelling at me. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The thing I remember most about my childhood is my mom yelli...
Whether it was to protect me or whatever, she was like, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Whether it was to protect me or whatever, she was like,
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what happens? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what ...
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?"
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden,
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there.&q...
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station,
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food,
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing]
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food...
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far and counting, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far an...
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find a place. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find...