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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

What?" "Papi, change me, please, Daddy." I was like, "Well, Madeleine, if you're smart...

What?" "Papi, change me, please, Daddy." I was like, "Well, Madeleine, if you're smart enough to tell me
in two different fucking languages

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What?"
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"Papi, change me, please, Daddy."
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I was like, "Well, Madeleine,
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if you're smart enough to tell me in two different fucking languages...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:31
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
- Um... [chuckles] - [audience laughing]
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
You know, uh, your diapers are a size seis, seis. Yeah.
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Yeah. Un-huh. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You're supposed to have this shit figured out by now. Y...
You don't figure this out, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
You don't figure this out,
[audience clapping] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:15
[audience clapping]
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next to the door. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Okay, so I happen to sleep on the side of the bed right next...
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and sleep with us, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
And so, like, when my seven-year-old, she wants to come and ...
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
I thought I'd bring everything. Muah. Go back to bed.&q...
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What's up?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:13
So she comes over, and I look at her, and I go, "What&#...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:16
[audience laughing]
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Um, not scary enough. Go back to bed now. Come on. Come on.&...
Not scary enough - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
Not scary enough
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. [hums] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
She doesn't sleep like an angel, like I do, like this. ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
[audience laughing]
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for sure, for sure. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
If I didn't have a downstairs, I'd be divorced for...
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced again, okay? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
This is my third marriage. I don't wanna get divorced a...
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, but... - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
I live in Hollywood, so that's, like, one, you know, bu...
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's a nice house. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
- [audience laughing] - Know what I'm saying? It's...
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels good. Shit. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
It's got heated bathroom floors. "Fuck, that feels...