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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

"Where's the dick?" Those are the women I'm looking for,but they're gone early

"Where's the dick?" Those are the women I'm looking for,
but they're gone early

Full Transcript

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"Where's the dick?"
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Those are the women I'm looking for, but they're gone early.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:28
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
Shit. Missed... missed it again." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Shit. Missed... missed it again."
[chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[chuckling]
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted to her. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
They say, like, "Okay, I'm really crazy attracted ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
[audience laughing]
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
I saw your phone! Who are you fucking in Park City?"
I have no idea who I am." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
I have no idea who I am."
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are to you. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
You know, and they do that by how crazy attracted they are t...
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
They just wanna be with a woman that drives them crazy,
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife's way too beautiful for you." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
People tell me all the time, "Hey, Rob, your wife'...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! Beautiful." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
People like to hear that. "Oh, what a beautiful child! ...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
[audience laughing]
Keep her for a little while." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Keep her for a little while."
And then a guy jumps in that relationship. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then a guy jumps in that relationship.
Now, here's an interesting thing about guys, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Now, here's an interesting thing about guys,
If a guy's with a woman that he feels - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:10
If a guy's with a woman that he feels
However, weird thing is, if a guy's with a woman - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
However, weird thing is, if a guy's with a woman
The guy's like, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
The guy's like,
Well! [chuckling] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Well! [chuckling]
I don't need sleep. You married a strong guy." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:12
I don't need sleep. You married a strong guy."