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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids

Whether it was to protect me or whatever,she was like, "See what happens, huh?

Whether it was to protect me or whatever,
she was like, "See what happens, huh?

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Whether it was to protect me or whatever, she was like,
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"See what happens, huh?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:24
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rob Schneider gives viewers a look at his family and personal life through humorous anecdotes about potty training his young daughters as well as his own pig potential and a surprise duet performance with his daughter.
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what happens? - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You broke that. See what happens? No roughhousing. See what ...
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Huh? You knocked that over. See what happens?"
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
Somebody twisted an ankle. All of a sudden,
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
"Dude, that's your mom on a mountain over there.&q...
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
My first job was Chang and Chow's 76 station,
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:08
And then they'd take us out to Chinese food,
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
- [chuckling] - [audience laughing]
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food!" - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
They took all our money, Bob, for cheap fucking Chinese food...
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far and counting, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:09
Uh... the Chinese have been communist for 71 years so far an...
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find a place. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
You want to get Chinese food after the show? We'll find...
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed." - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[in Chinese accent] "Oh, I sorry, we're closed.&qu...
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
Come on in. We just offer the midnight special.
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[audience laughing]
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
We know we can get Chinese food on Christmas,
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. They don't. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
The fish in the tank, they don't know what day it is. T...
[audience laughing] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
[audience laughing]
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice, - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:07
Then we got egg foo yung, pork fried rice,
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the wonton noodle. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:05
And then we've got, of course, the wonton noodle, the w...
[Speaking Chinese] - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:06
[Speaking Chinese]
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce. - Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids 00:04
We've got one more order, beef with the oyster sauce.