"Robin Hood: Men in Tights" quotes

00:49 You don't have to do this 00:44 But a toll is a toll 01:29 I am Rabbi Tuckman 00:14 Your back just got punched twice 00:12 And why should the people listen to you 00:24 As my first order of business 00:11 I'm not supposed to lose 00:29 Such an unusual name 00:11 I'd like you to meet Ahchoo 00:46 If you like this guy so much 00:48 They've taken the castle 01:13 We're men in tights 00:20 Oh Master Robin 00:45 I've come to warn you 00:53 Robin of Loxley 00:19 I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln' 00:05 White men can't jump 00:23 I guess no one's coming 01:10 And what sort of news do you have 00:26 Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and... 00:20 I challenge you to a duel 00:08 A chastity belt 00:11 How did you do that 00:12 There must be another way of doing the credits 00:25 Let me introduce you to my best friend 00:10 I hate that guy 00:14 The old man is Loxley 00:15 Wasn't your mole on the other side 00:13 And I'm in deep shit 00:17 You look like a bleedin' Picasso 00:32 Hey look man You don't have to do this 00:26 But I am running out of air 00:18 I can see 00:48 Oh please have mercy on me 00:31 Your name is Mervin 00:12 You've gotta be a man to wear tights 00:56 We've been working on it secretly for months 00:25 You're not going to believe this 00:52 Who are these men 01:00 I am Rabbi Tuckman 00:12 Struckey has loxed again 00:11 He dared to kill a King's deer 00:13 That's a wild bore 00:19 What back from the Crusades 00:22 Good bye my dearest 00:16 And who might you be 00:37 If you promise not to kill Robin 00:06 It's good to be the king 00:09 To tell you the truth 00:19 Robin of Loxley where is your king 00:25 I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin 00:11 Shut up Tell everybody that before the day is out 00:14 YOU'LL pay for this 00:13 Over that boy hand 00:40 You are not married yet 00:17 Excuse me Don Giovanni 00:17 I now pronounce you man and 01:06 They was runnin' the show 00:48 You seem to be on the side of good 00:36 I'm ready for that kiss now 00:07 What part of Georgia you from 00:06 No ding ding vithout a vedding ring 00:15 I was angry at you before Loxley 00:17 Who have travelled from villages near and far 00:33 For it is written on a scroll 00:19 It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land 00:13 He's got your woman 00:13 There's a foul plot afoot 00:17 Watch my back 00:07 Prepare for the fight scene 00:13 Save me save me Hurt them hurt them 00:08 Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our... 00:48 Why don't you let me give it a try 00:35 Hey Rabbi 01:02 What can you tell me about Robin of Loxley 00:15 I hope someone is getting a video of this 00:17 How do you do do 00:17 A toll is a toll 00:20 And this is Ahchoo 00:13 And all and one 00:12 But he hit the very center of the bullseye 00:14 You want plain English 00:13 I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand 00:31 Sheriff of Rottingham 00:13 Father of Ahchoo 00:29 So that's our story and it worked out good 00:06 Aha Right rope 00:45 A happy little bluebird 00:05 I hope's it worth the NOISE