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Rabbi Tuckman:
I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire. Merry Men:
'ello Rabbi! Rabbi Tuckman:
Hello boys! Robin Hood:
A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession. Rabbi Tuckman:
A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. Scarlet:
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision? Rabbi Tuckman:
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it! Little John:
I'll take one! Ahchoo:
Hey, put me down for two! Robin Hood:
I'm game. How's it done? Rabbi Tuckman:
It's a snap. [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] Rabbi Tuckman:
I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] Rabbi Tuckman:
I nip the tip! Whose first? Merry Men:
[groan] Little John:
I changed me mind! Ahchoo:
I forgot, I already got one. Blinkin:
[puts his hand in the air]
Question... [Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him] Rabbi Tuckman:
I gotta start working with a younger crowd
I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire. Merry Men:
'ello Rabbi! Rabbi Tuckman:
Hello boys! Robin Hood:
A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession. Rabbi Tuckman:
A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. Scarlet:
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision? Rabbi Tuckman:
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it! Little John:
I'll take one! Ahchoo:
Hey, put me down for two! Robin Hood:
I'm game. How's it done? Rabbi Tuckman:
It's a snap. [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] Rabbi Tuckman:
I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] Rabbi Tuckman:
I nip the tip! Whose first? Merry Men:
[groan] Little John:
I changed me mind! Ahchoo:
I forgot, I already got one. Blinkin:
[puts his hand in the air]
Question... [Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him] Rabbi Tuckman:
I gotta start working with a younger crowd
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Movie Summary
A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.




