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Rabbi Tuckman:
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian? King Richard:
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right. [hands the rabbi his sword] King Richard:
Hold this, Father. Rabbi Tuckman:
Rabbi. King Richard:
Whatever. [tilts Maid Marian and gives her a very long kiss] Rabbi Tuckman:
[impressed]
It's good to be the king. King Richard:
Now... [voice squeaking] King Richard:
*you* may marry them! Rabbi Tuckman:
Thank you. Here's your knife. King Richard:
Sword. Rabbi Tuckman:
Whatever
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian? King Richard:
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right. [hands the rabbi his sword] King Richard:
Hold this, Father. Rabbi Tuckman:
Rabbi. King Richard:
Whatever. [tilts Maid Marian and gives her a very long kiss] Rabbi Tuckman:
[impressed]
It's good to be the king. King Richard:
Now... [voice squeaking] King Richard:
*you* may marry them! Rabbi Tuckman:
Thank you. Here's your knife. King Richard:
Sword. Rabbi Tuckman:
Whatever
Full Transcript
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Thank you sir Excuse me King
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Why if you like this guy so much do you object to his marrying Maid Marian
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I have no objections but I have not yet kissed the bride
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It is a custom and my royal right
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Hold this Father Rabbi
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Whatever
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It's good to be the king
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Now you may marry them Thank you Your Majesty Here's your knife
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Sword Whatever
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Movie Summary
A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.

