Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid...
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Rabbi Tuckman:
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
King Richard:
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right.
[hands the rabbi his sword]
King Richard:
Hold this, Father.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Rabbi.
King Richard:
Whatever.
[tilts Maid Marian and gives her a very long kiss]
Rabbi Tuckman:
[impressed]
It's good to be the king.
King Richard:
Now...
[voice squeaking]
King Richard:
*you* may marry them!
Rabbi Tuckman:
Thank you. Here's your knife.
King Richard:
Sword.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Whatever.
Transcript
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Thank you sir Excuse me King
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Why if you like this guy so much do you object to his marrying Maid Marian
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I have no objections but I have not yet kissed the bride
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It is a custom and my royal right
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Hold this Father Rabbi
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Whatever
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It's good to be the king
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Now you may marry them Thank you Your Majesty Here's your knife
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Sword Whatever
Clip duration: 46 seconds
Views: 387
Timestamp in movie: 01h 37m 10s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, musical
Summary: A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.
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01:13 We're men in tights
00:53 Robin of Loxley
00:45 I've come to warn you
00:19 I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln'
00:23 I guess no one's coming
00:10 I hate that guy
00:05 White men can't jump
00:25 Let me introduce you to my best friend
00:26 Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and...
00:20 I challenge you to a duel
01:10 And what sort of news do you have
00:08 A chastity belt
00:52 Who are these men
00:11 How did you do that
00:12 There must be another way of doing the credits
00:12 You've gotta be a man to wear tights
00:26 But I am running out of air
00:25 You're not going to believe this
00:17 You look like a bleedin' Picasso
00:14 The old man is Loxley