I was *that* close! I touched it
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Sheriff of Rottingham:
This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path. Prince John:
Wow! How's it work? Sheriff of Rottingham:
It's rather simple. You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever. Prince John:
Like this? [John pulls the lever and flings Mervin into the air] Sheriff of Rottingham:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Latrine:
[praying by her bed in her boudoir]
Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... [the Sheriff crashes through the roof and lands on the bed] Latrine:
[looks up and grins]
Thank you! [starts to climb on top of the Sheriff] Latrine:
Oh my god! Oh my god! Sheriff of Rottingham:
[struggles]
No! No! I have a headache! [runs away] Latrine:
OH BUGGER! [breaks the fourth wall] Latrine:
I was *that* close! I touched it
This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path. Prince John:
Wow! How's it work? Sheriff of Rottingham:
It's rather simple. You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever. Prince John:
Like this? [John pulls the lever and flings Mervin into the air] Sheriff of Rottingham:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Latrine:
[praying by her bed in her boudoir]
Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... [the Sheriff crashes through the roof and lands on the bed] Latrine:
[looks up and grins]
Thank you! [starts to climb on top of the Sheriff] Latrine:
Oh my god! Oh my god! Sheriff of Rottingham:
[struggles]
No! No! I have a headache! [runs away] Latrine:
OH BUGGER! [breaks the fourth wall] Latrine:
I was *that* close! I touched it
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It's what we've named a stealth catapult
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We've been working on it secretly for months
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It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected
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over a hundred yards completely destroying anything it hits
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Wow How does it work It's quite simple
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You just take one of these heavy rocks put it here where I'm sitting
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and then pull on that lever
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You mean like this
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Oh Dear Lord
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if you see fit to send me my one true love
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Thank you
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Oh my God Oh my God
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Oh my God Here Let me work my magic on you
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Oh oh oh oh
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No no I've got a headache I've got a headache
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Movie Summary
A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.
