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Okay Miller don't hurt the mayor We'll give you whatever you wantMiller First don't fuck with me I'm a desperate manAnd second I want some fresh coffeeAnd third I want a recountAnd no matter how it
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RoboCop

Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!

Lt Hedgecock:Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you whatever you want!Miller:First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!Lt Hedgecock:Okay.Miller:And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!Lt Hedgecock:What kind of car, Miller?Miller:Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!Lt Hedgecock:How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?Miller:Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?Lt Hedgecock:Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt!Miller:Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see?Lt Hedgecock:Get up, Your Honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you.Miller:Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!

Full Transcript

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Okay Miller don't hurt the mayor We'll give you whatever you want
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Miller First don't fuck with me I'm a desperate man
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And second I want some fresh coffee
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And third I want a recount
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And no matter how it turns out I want my old job back
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Okay
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And I want a bigger office
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And I want a new car
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And I want the city to pay for it all
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Hedgecock What kind of car Miller
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Miller Something with reclining leather seats
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that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage
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How about the 6000 sux
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Yeah Okay sure
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What about cruise control Does it come with cruise control
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Hey no problem Miller Let the mayor go we'll even throw in a blaupunkt
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Lieutenant don'tjerk me off
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When people jerk me off I kill them
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You want to see
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Get up your honor get up Get up
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Your public wants to see you
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Nobody ever takes me seriously
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We'll get serious now
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And kiss the mayor's ass good bye
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Duration
78 seconds
Views
1,255
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:05
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Production
Orion Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a violent, near-apocalyptic Detroit, evil corporation Omni Consumer Products wins a contract from the city government to privatize the police force. To test their crime-eradicating cyborgs, the company leads street cop Alex Murphy into an armed confrontation with crime lord Boddicker so they can use his body to support their untested RoboCop prototype. But when RoboCop learns of the company's nefarious plans, he turns on his masters.

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