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"Rock the Kasbah" quotes

Rock the Kasbah poster
A down-on-his-luck music manager discovers a teenage girl with an extraordinary voice while on a music tour in Afghanistan and takes her to Kabul to compete on the popular television show, Afghan Star.

Director: Barry Levinson
Writer: Mitch Glazer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music, war
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 29/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $3,020,664
Released: 23 Oct 2015
Awards: N/A
The first thing I do when I arrive - Rock the Kasbah 00:27 The first thing I do when I arrive Can you sing - Rock the Kasbah 00:30 Can you sing There are four sacred bonds in this life - Rock the Kasbah 00:34 There are four sacred bonds in this life First you lose your girl - Rock the Kasbah 00:10 First you lose your girl I am tired of war and I cannot afford the peace - Rock the Kasbah 00:34 I am tired of war and I cannot afford the peace I heard a girl singing just now - Rock the Kasbah 00:25 I heard a girl singing just now This is so crazy so random - Rock the Kasbah 00:39 This is so crazy so random From the moment you heard me sing - Rock the Kasbah 01:03 From the moment you heard me sing No You do not lecture me about courage about my country - Rock the Kasbah 00:27 No You do not lecture me about courage about my country What kind of warlord throws a pool party on a weekday - Rock the Kasbah 00:08 What kind of warlord throws a pool party on a weekday Thanks for not killing me - Rock the Kasbah 00:13 Thanks for not killing me I must honor him with my music - Rock the Kasbah 00:29 I must honor him with my music I made a few bucks - Rock the Kasbah 00:48 I made a few bucks First little bump in the road and Mr Richie's just giving up - Rock the Kasbah 00:55 First little bump in the road and Mr Richie's just... We have to talk Richie - Rock the Kasbah 00:10 We have to talk Richie The first thing I do when I arrive - Rock the Kasbah 00:19 The first thing I do when I arrive Life's about seeing an open door and walking right through it - Rock the Kasbah 00:22 Life's about seeing an open door and walking right... Daddy nobody tours Afghanistan - Rock the Kasbah 00:09 Daddy nobody tours Afghanistan What time of year is it - Rock the Kasbah 00:43 What time of year is it Life is good Yes and cheap - Rock the Kasbah 00:06 Life is good Yes and cheap She stole my wallet She took my wallet my money my passport - Rock the Kasbah 00:09 She stole my wallet She took my wallet my money my passport Good luck sir I'm royally fucked - Rock the Kasbah 00:19 Good luck sir I'm royally fucked I'm in a rented double wide - Rock the Kasbah 00:17 I'm in a rented double wide Six months ago we were Herbalife salesmen - Rock the Kasbah 00:10 Six months ago we were Herbalife salesmen So you gave them your guns - Rock the Kasbah 00:21 So you gave them your guns What's your name Richie Lanz - Rock the Kasbah 00:11 What's your name Richie Lanz Yeah we sell bullets to the good guys - Rock the Kasbah 00:29 Yeah we sell bullets to the good guys Kenny Loggins You're still playing - Rock the Kasbah 00:11 Kenny Loggins You're still playing In my country we often say thank you with a song - Rock the Kasbah 00:59 In my country we often say thank you with a song A Pashtun woman From this village - Rock the Kasbah 00:16 A Pashtun woman From this village You smell like pussy - Rock the Kasbah 00:07 You smell like pussy Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear - Rock the Kasbah 00:26 Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear Boys it's your lucky day - Rock the Kasbah 00:22 Boys it's your lucky day All right when you're done - Rock the Kasbah 00:31 All right when you're done When it comes to men I'm usually two steps ahead - Rock the Kasbah 00:05 When it comes to men I'm usually two steps ahead One thousand American Now - Rock the Kasbah 00:20 One thousand American Now Now I've been happy lately - Rock the Kasbah 00:52 Now I've been happy lately So you wanna say something - Rock the Kasbah 00:24 So you wanna say something I got an idea - Rock the Kasbah 00:21 I got an idea This is nuts - Rock the Kasbah 00:12 This is nuts

Cast

Richie Lanz - Bill Murray
Bombay Brian - Bruce Willis
Merci - Kate Hudson
Salima - Leem Lubany
Jake - Scott Caan
Tariq - Fahim Fazli
Daoud - Beejan Land
Azam Ghol - Sameer Ali Khan
Nizar - Jonas Khan
Nasim - Husam Chadat
Private Barnes - Taylor Kinney
Brittany - Megan Raich
Maureen - Sarah Baker
Army Warrant Officer - Glenn Fleshler
10-year-old Afghan Girl - Fatim Zahra El Hassani
US Army Soldier #1 - Hassan Bouayad
US Army Soldier #2 - Sébastien Collineau
Afghan Police Man - Hamdane Mohamed Habib
Walrus Mustached Mercenary - Benamara Azeddine
Militia #1 - Mohamed Boussalem
Militia #2 - Mansour Badri
Muscle Car Driver Shir - Kamel Kenzo
Boy #3 - Oussama Kadir
Afghan Star Guard - Nourrdine Touami
Afghan Star Technician - Mouhcine Malzi
Contestant #1 - Nour El Idrissi
Ice Cream Shop Man - Moutamassik Mohamed
Mandayi Market Merchant - Hamid Najah
Azam's Driver Jawad - Mustapha Makhada
Pashtun Rider - Abdellatif Chaouqi
Salima's Mother - Souad Belamlih
Sylvia - Kelly Lynch
Mercenary - Benjamin Hicquel