Can you sing? No. But, I can fuck you like a Mouseketeer on crack. You can? Sweets, I can...
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Richie Lanz:
Can you sing?
Merci:
No. But, I can fuck you like a Mouseketeer on crack.
Richie Lanz:
You can?
Merci:
Sweets, I can do things to you that are illegal in every civilized nation in the world. I will leave you broken, drooling, and speaking in tongues like a hillbilly snake-handler.
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Can you sing
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Nope
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But I can fuck you like a Mouseketeer on crack
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You can
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Sweets I can do things to you
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that are illegal in every civilized nation in the world
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I will leave you broken drooling
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and speaking in tongues
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like a hillbilly snake handler
Clip duration: 30 seconds
Views: 154
Timestamp in movie: 00h 31m 23s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, music, war
Summary: A down-on-his-luck music manager discovers a teenage girl with an extraordinary voice while on a music tour in Afghanistan and takes her to Kabul to compete on the popular television show, Afghan Star.
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00:34 There are four sacred bonds in this life
00:10 First you lose your girl
00:34 I am tired of war and I cannot afford the peace
00:25 I heard a girl singing just now
00:39 This is so crazy so random
01:03 From the moment you heard me sing
00:27 No You do not lecture me about courage about my country
00:08 What kind of warlord throws a pool party on a weekday
00:13 Thanks for not killing me
00:29 I must honor him with my music
00:48 I made a few bucks
00:55 First little bump in the road and Mr Richie's just...
00:10 We have to talk Richie
00:19 The first thing I do when I arrive
00:22 Life's about seeing an open door and walking right...
00:09 Daddy nobody tours Afghanistan
00:43 What time of year is it
00:06 Life is good Yes and cheap
00:09 She stole my wallet She took my wallet my money my passport
00:19 Good luck sir I'm royally fucked