What time of year is it? May. What? I think that it's May. Kandahar *rocks* in May! Right!...
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Army Warrant Officer:
What time of year is it?
Richie Lanz:
May.
Army Warrant Officer:
What?
Richie Lanz:
I think that it's May.
Army Warrant Officer:
Kandahar *rocks* in May!
Richie Lanz:
Right! Right!
Army Warrant Officer:
Do the whole circuit. Herat, Mazari Sharif, two nights in Kunduz, Kabul. Do the whole thing!
Richie Lanz:
You're talking a tour?
Army Warrant Officer:
A hellacious tour, dude!
Richie Lanz:
For money?
Army Warrant Officer:
How about for your country?
[pause]
Army Warrant Officer:
Hell ya! For a ton of money. We're at war, dude. The faucet is open.
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What time of year is it
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May What
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I think that it's May Kandahar rocks in May
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Right right Do the whole circuit
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Herat Mazar e Sharif two nights in Kunduz Kabul
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Do the whole thing
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You're talking a tour A hellacious tour dude
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For money
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How about for your country
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Hells yeah For a ton of money
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We're at war dude
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The faucet is open
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 172
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 04s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, music, war
Summary: A down-on-his-luck music manager discovers a teenage girl with an extraordinary voice while on a music tour in Afghanistan and takes her to Kabul to compete on the popular television show, Afghan Star.
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00:06 Life is good Yes and cheap
00:09 She stole my wallet She took my wallet my money my passport
00:19 Good luck sir I'm royally fucked
00:17 I'm in a rented double wide
00:10 Six months ago we were Herbalife salesmen
00:21 So you gave them your guns
00:11 What's your name Richie Lanz
00:29 Yeah we sell bullets to the good guys
00:11 Kenny Loggins You're still playing
00:59 In my country we often say thank you with a song
00:16 A Pashtun woman From this village
00:07 You smell like pussy
00:26 Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
00:22 Boys it's your lucky day
00:31 All right when you're done
00:05 When it comes to men I'm usually two steps ahead
00:20 One thousand American Now
00:52 Now I've been happy lately
00:24 So you wanna say something
00:21 I got an idea