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Fucking do not touch that rocket. I couldn't unarm that guy
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Fucking do not touch that rocket.I couldn't unarm that guy

Fucking do not touch that rocket.
I couldn't unarm that guy

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Fucking do not touch that rocket. I couldn't unarm that guy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:53
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A crew of dreamers work through trials and tribulations attempting to launch Michael 'Mad Mike' Hughes in a homemade rocket on a mission to prove that the Earth is flat.
Get me away from this motherfucker! - Okay. Hold on. Hold on. - Rocketman 00:05
Get me away from this motherfucker! - Okay. Hold on. Hold on...
We won't be doing this today. - The piston's locked inside. - Rocketman 00:06
We won't be doing this today. - The piston's locke...
- I thought maybe I left in the plug for the vent because it will not fire - Rocketman 00:07
- I thought maybe I left in the plug for the vent because it...
- That one rocket is still armed. Okay? - Rocketman 00:05
- That one rocket is still armed. Okay?
We're going to have to do some reengineering here. - Rocketman 00:06
We're going to have to do some reengineering here.
What we got to do is, here's what we do. We let the rocket cool down. - Rocketman 00:05
What we got to do is, here's what we do. We let the roc...
I can't get it. I've armed it five times. I yanked on the ball valve, - Rocketman 00:07
I can't get it. I've armed it five times. I yanked...
- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! - Rocketman 00:10
- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
Liftoff. Go Falcon Heavy. - Rocketman 00:04
Liftoff. Go Falcon Heavy.
- My life is basically stopped until this happens. - Rocketman 00:04
- My life is basically stopped until this happens.
I'm in the World Series Poker. I'm at the final table, okay? - Rocketman 00:04
I'm in the World Series Poker. I'm at the final ta...
I tell you that because I don't have my rent money right now. - Rocketman 00:04
I tell you that because I don't have my rent money righ...
So I'm going to take pretty big offense to anyone who thinks I chickened out - Rocketman 00:08
So I'm going to take pretty big offense to anyone who t...
Now, he's gone to a bigger actuator which was set at four inches in diameter. - Rocketman 00:04
Now, he's gone to a bigger actuator which was set at fo...
It's double the size so the rocket should fire today. - Rocketman 00:05
It's double the size so the rocket should fire today.
'Cause, when he builds things, he has bolts sticking out. - Rocketman 00:04
'Cause, when he builds things, he has bolts sticking ou...
He doesn't realize when he's going to hit so - Rocketman 00:05
He doesn't realize when he's going to hit so
It'd be silly that he survives the launch and everything happens and then he hits the - Rocketman 00:11
It'd be silly that he survives the launch and everythin...
- I have lived with Waldo and his rocket adventures - Rocketman 00:10
- I have lived with Waldo and his rocket adventures
If anything happens to Mike, I just didn't want that in my head. - Rocketman 00:06
If anything happens to Mike, I just didn't want that in...