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"RocknRolla" quotes

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When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, drawing in the entire London underworld into a feeding frenzy at a time when the old criminal regime is losing turf to a wealthy foreign m

Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $5,700,626
Released: 31 Oct 2008
Awards: 1 win & 5 nominations
If it's the wrong name you'll be fed to the crayfish - RocknRolla 00:06 If it's the wrong name you'll be fed to the... On your toes Five minutes - RocknRolla 00:04 On your toes Five minutes Hold on - RocknRolla 00:07 Hold on Abandon ship - RocknRolla 00:04 Abandon ship Archy slap him send him to school because I can't take no more of this - RocknRolla 00:14 Archy slap him send him to school because I can't take... Don't hurt me Arch I'm only little - RocknRolla 00:13 Don't hurt me Arch I'm only little Nice wheels - RocknRolla 00:04 Nice wheels What are these guys made of - RocknRolla 00:04 What are these guys made of My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after church - RocknRolla 00:16 My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after... Well I thought you lot drank vodka - RocknRolla 00:16 Well I thought you lot drank vodka You were missed in court this morning - RocknRolla 00:18 You were missed in court this morning Oi Jackie - RocknRolla 00:18 Oi Jackie What do you think we are gangsters - RocknRolla 00:04 What do you think we are gangsters Now today is Lenny's big day - RocknRolla 00:20 Now today is Lenny's big day What's wrong with you Archy - RocknRolla 00:27 What's wrong with you Archy And he'll be in there like swimwear - RocknRolla 00:05 And he'll be in there like swimwear I've got one just like that at home but with a little boy fishing - RocknRolla 00:14 I've got one just like that at home but with a little... Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw - RocknRolla 00:21 Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw He tried to poison me the dirty Cossack - RocknRolla 00:05 He tried to poison me the dirty Cossack Oh isn't that an unpleasant surprise - RocknRolla 00:13 Oh isn't that an unpleasant surprise Dance You're a dancer - RocknRolla 00:28 Dance You're a dancer Okay gentlemen let's go - RocknRolla 00:28 Okay gentlemen let's go Oi that's my drink - RocknRolla 00:37 Oi that's my drink Did he ever interfere with you - RocknRolla 00:21 Did he ever interfere with you Why are you talking to the pipe Roman You're madder than I am - RocknRolla 00:06 Why are you talking to the pipe Roman You're madder... Slow down Tinkerbell - RocknRolla 00:10 Slow down Tinkerbell One Two just a two stretch to calm the flash fucker down - RocknRolla 00:29 One Two just a two stretch to calm the flash fucker down My name's Archy formerly known as Archibald - RocknRolla 00:12 My name's Archy formerly known as Archibald Look you go see - RocknRolla 00:15 Look you go see Beauty's a cruel mistress is it not - RocknRolla 00:06 Beauty's a cruel mistress is it not And even worse when he tries to tear it back - RocknRolla 00:34 And even worse when he tries to tear it back I'm sorry - RocknRolla 00:13 I'm sorry The dry ice Mickey I need the fucking dry ice - RocknRolla 00:35 The dry ice Mickey I need the fucking dry ice Now listen to me boy Listen - RocknRolla 00:30 Now listen to me boy Listen They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat - RocknRolla 00:09 They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat Can we help you - RocknRolla 00:36 Can we help you Nice shoes by the way - RocknRolla 00:10 Nice shoes by the way Look I gotta go got another call Fucking hell it's all go on this job - RocknRolla 00:06 Look I gotta go got another call Fucking hell it's all... Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking did - RocknRolla 00:15 Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking did I don't know if I can handle it - RocknRolla 00:32 I don't know if I can handle it Bob I know all your girlfriends all of them - RocknRolla 00:21 Bob I know all your girlfriends all of them Now I know how much you like the art I thought that would look good on your wall - RocknRolla 00:16 Now I know how much you like the art I thought that would... Michael Finny 10 years - RocknRolla 00:36 Michael Finny 10 years All right let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend - RocknRolla 00:13 All right let's go pick up the paperwork from your... Hello It's me - RocknRolla 00:19 Hello It's me I see your music's back in the charts - RocknRolla 00:15 I see your music's back in the charts You wanna take the stairs or the elevator Mr Cole - RocknRolla 00:22 You wanna take the stairs or the elevator Mr Cole Now if you can master a slap like that - RocknRolla 00:35 Now if you can master a slap like that Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up about - RocknRolla 00:32 Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up about That Roman and Mickey is the famous Archy slap - RocknRolla 00:05 That Roman and Mickey is the famous Archy slap Five years you know - RocknRolla 00:35 Five years you know No need to worry just yet fellas - RocknRolla 00:37 No need to worry just yet fellas There's more there than that my friend - RocknRolla 00:28 There's more there than that my friend If I could be half the human that Bob is at the price of being a poof - RocknRolla 00:13 If I could be half the human that Bob is at the price of... There's no school like the old school and I'm the fucking headmaster - RocknRolla 00:06 There's no school like the old school and I'm the... You feel that do you Councillor - RocknRolla 00:20 You feel that do you Councillor

Cast

One Two - Gerard Butler
Lenny Cole - Tom Wilkinson
Archy - Mark Strong
Mumbles - Idris Elba