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RocknRolla

When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, drawing in the entire London underworld into a feeding frenzy at a time when the old criminal regime is losing turf to a wealthy foreign m

Director

Guy Ritchie

Year

Genre

action, crime, thriller

Box Office

$5,700,626

Production

StudioCanal,Dark Castle Entertainment,Toff Guy Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

Awards

1 win & 5 nominations

Homepage

http://rocknrolla.warnerbros.com/

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One Two

Lenny Cole

Stella

Archy

Mumbles

Handsome Bob

Uri Omovich

Johnny Quid

Roman

Mickey

Councillor

Cookie

Fred the Head

Victor

Dragan Micanovic

Pete

Tank

June

Bertie (as David Bark Jones)

David Bark-Jones

Malcolm

Paul

Danny

Bandy

Roland Manookian

Rocker

Jamie Campbell Bower

Chechnyan

Chechnyan (as Marios Woszezycki)

Mario Woszcycki

Turbo

Johnny - 12 Years old

Property Lawyer

Judge

Barrister

Speeler Girl

Gary

Jackie

Tiffany Mulheron

Estate Agent

Estate Agent

Barman

Posh Man In Shorts

Oliver Dimsdale

Drowned Sloane

Nightclub Bouncer

Waster

Accountant

Nurse

Charlotte Armer

Eton Boy

Eton Boy

Detective Sergeant Barnes

Detective Sergeant

James Puddephatt

Sexy Girl In Bathroom

The Subways

The Subways

Charlotte Cooper

The Subways (as Joshua Morgan)

Jimmy

Held up Accountant

Theatre Goer

Policeman

Laurence Richardson

Man riding bicycle

Waiter

Sloane 2

Johan van Vuuren

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Johnny Quid Pete Lenny Cole Archy Mumbles Mickey Handsome Bob One Two Bandy Danny Stella Roman Rocker Cookie Malcolm Jackie Councillor Fred The Head

People ask a question. - RocknRolla

People ask a question.

My name's Archy formerly known as ArchibaldI work for a man called Lenny ColeAnd Lenny Cole has the keys to the back door of this booming city - RocknRolla

My name's Archy formerly known as ArchibaldI work for a...

Oh isn't that an unpleasant surpriseBecause they don't wanna owe LennyHe can't get the planningThat's right sweetheartCan't get the planningYou've been fucked - RocknRolla

Oh isn't that an unpleasant surpriseBecause they...

What's wrong with you, Archy? - RocknRolla

What's wrong with you, Archy?

Now, today is Lenny's big day. - RocknRolla

Now, today is Lenny's big day.

I expect the guarantee that I have consent within six months and no red tape. - RocknRolla

I expect the guarantee that I have consent within six months...

That's a nice painting, Uri. - RocknRolla

That's a nice painting, Uri.

Well I thought you lot drank vodkaWhiskey is the new vodkaYou're not joining meI don't drinkCheers Cheers - RocknRolla

Well I thought you lot drank vodkaWhiskey is the new...

- You all right, Len? - RocknRolla

- You all right, Len?

He tried to poison me the dirty Cossack - RocknRolla

He tried to poison me the dirty Cossack

There's no school like the old school and I'm the fucking headmaster - RocknRolla

There's no school like the old school and I'm the...

You think you should have lent him your lucky picture? - RocknRolla

You think you should have lent him your lucky picture?

I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing. - RocknRolla

I've got one just like that at home, but with a little...

I've got some work, thought you might be interested. - RocknRolla

I've got some work, thought you might be interested.

Nice shoes, by the way. - RocknRolla

Nice shoes, by the way.

"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid, is missing, presumed dead yesterday......when he fell from the side of a yacht thought to be owned......by a prominent high-street fashion magnate." Sorry, I don't know what to say. - RocknRolla

"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid, is missing, presumed...

We will never mention this again, all right, Arch? - RocknRolla

We will never mention this again, all right, Arch?

Look, tell the Councillor to stop fucking about......with his little bat and balls and send him inside. - RocknRolla

Look, tell the Councillor to stop fucking about......with...

Oh, that is sensational, Councillor. - RocknRolla

Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.

Oi JackieYou fancy a runaround with the CouncillorOnly if he's wickedWhat does she mean by thatWhat would you like her to mean by that Councillor - RocknRolla

Oi JackieYou fancy a runaround with the CouncillorOnly if...

And he'll be in there like swimwear - RocknRolla

And he'll be in there like swimwear

Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark, shall we, Bandy? - RocknRolla

Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark, shall...

Archy slap him send him to school because I can't take no more of this - RocknRolla

Archy slap him send him to school because I can't take...

Bandy you ever ask a stupid question like that again you see Danny thereHe's gonna slap youI'm sorry Arch I was just trying to use initiativeDanny slap himWith the right Danny properlyNo no no come on do it properly with the back of the right handWhat is - RocknRolla

Bandy you ever ask a stupid question like that again you see...

- Hello. - Hi. - RocknRolla

Yeah, give me the keys. - RocknRolla

Yeah, give me the keys.

Oi. Where's reverse? You have to lift up the knob under the... - Gear stick. - Ah. Oh, yeah. Now, fu - RocknRolla

Oi. Where's reverse? You have to lift up the knob under...

I know an electrician that could copy one of those for you. - RocknRolla

I know an electrician that could copy one of those for you.

It's a little bit heavier than it looks on a calculator, isn't it? - RocknRolla

It's a little bit heavier than it looks on a...

The development has been underway for four years......and will be completed within another two. - RocknRolla

The development has been underway for four years......and...

Hold onGotta go got another call Len - RocknRolla

Hold onGotta go got another call Len

Okay gentlemen let's goFirst my colleague Paul will be modeling the gray wolfI must apologize for my assistant's handicapsHe has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neckI agree it doesn't seem the right time of yearto be acquiring a coat with such - RocknRolla

Okay gentlemen let's goFirst my colleague Paul will be...

Look at that, we could make a team. - RocknRolla

Look at that, we could make a team.

They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat. - RocknRolla

They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat.

Have I offended you in some way? - RocknRolla

Have I offended you in some way?

Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up aboutI'll be locked up in an 8 by 10 tomorrow nightBob that's tomorrow night okay So tonight is takeoff timeAnd we have got a party planned for you my manWe got a couple of grams of hurry up and four - RocknRolla

Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up...

- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up. - RocknRolla

- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.

You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two. - RocknRolla

You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two.

You dirty bastard. - RocknRolla

You dirty bastard.

Bob I know all your girlfriends all of themI told you you wouldn't understandWhat I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homoYou're Handsome BobYou're Handsome Bob the fucking lady killer that's who you areDo you hear me BobI mean I've had showers - RocknRolla

Bob I know all your girlfriends all of themI told you you...

I am so sorry. - RocknRolla

Well, I'm sorry. - RocknRolla

Well, I'm sorry.

Five years you knowI don't know if I can handle itI don't know what I was thinking BobI mean there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gayor whatever it is you call it I don't knowI mean there's gonna be plenty of your lot in thereYou'll probably - RocknRolla

Five years you knowI don't know if I can handle itI...

I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. - RocknRolla

I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.

What...? What exactly is it that you? That you wanna do to me, then, Bob? Tank, come in. You want a - RocknRolla

What...? What exactly is it that you? That you wanna do to...

Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it? Like that, Scandinavian pine posing as English oak. Nic - RocknRolla

Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it? Like...

If it's the wrong name you'll be fed to the crayfish - RocknRolla

If it's the wrong name you'll be fed to the...

Right, who's got that painting? - RocknRolla

Right, who's got that painting?

Len, can I have a word? - RocknRolla

Len, can I have a word?

Look you go seeif you can find them two flash idiots that used to be his managerWhat are they calledGreek and MinnieRoman and Mickey Yeah whatever - RocknRolla

Look you go seeif you can find them two flash idiots that...

The dry ice Mickey I need the fucking dry iceMy show just doesn't work without itHold on a secondIf you would've asked me yesterday for dry iceI would've got the driest ice the world could findbut you didn't ask meYou asked me for two cases of Johnnie - RocknRolla

The dry ice Mickey I need the fucking dry iceMy show just...

Now, listen to me, boy. - RocknRolla

Now, listen to me, boy.

My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after churchWell that's got to have done some damageAll those guns nuns and cowboys You thinkIt wasn't all badHe sometimes made me laugh too - RocknRolla

My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after...

Did he ever interfere with youYou know touch you inappropriate likeHe tickled me if that's what you meanIn psychological circles there's a technical term for that scenarioThere isMonsteroustickalotisYou whatYour dad was a tickling monster - RocknRolla

Did he ever interfere with youYou know touch you...

Oi that's my drinkFuck you sing alongYou're no help and stop calling me PedroOiCome on then boyI'll have you and your girlfriends I'll do the lot of youseDo I not look like a pothouse Six foot down the barGo on jog on walk on goodbye bon voyage fuck - RocknRolla

Oi that's my drinkFuck you sing alongYou're no...

- Was I good or what, Pete? - RocknRolla

- Was I good or what, Pete?

Roman, Mickey. - RocknRolla

Mm. It's tasty and exotic. A bit like your June. Thanks. - RocknRolla

Mm. It's tasty and exotic. A bit like your June....

Can we help you? - RocknRolla

Can we help you?

And there's a singer called Johnny Quid. - RocknRolla

And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.

I can tell what you're thinking now. - RocknRolla

I can tell what you're thinking now.

Wait, so you guys are gonna take care of him? - RocknRolla

Wait, so you guys are gonna take care of him?

What do you think we are gangsters - RocknRolla

What do you think we are gangsters

There he is. - RocknRolla

You were missed in court this morningNot very compassionate is itNot turning up to your amigo's funeralYeah everyone else was there except youAnd I got the feeling that the only personthat Handsome really wanted to see there was you - RocknRolla

You were missed in court this morningNot very compassionate...

You're supposed to be in fucking... - RocknRolla

You're supposed to be in fucking...

Someone lose a bit of paperwork, did they, One Two? - RocknRolla

Someone lose a bit of paperwork, did they, One Two?

How did you get this number? - RocknRolla

How did you get this number?

Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey. - RocknRolla

Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.

Who are you? - RocknRolla

This is gonna be a scream. - RocknRolla

This is gonna be a scream.

So who the man? - RocknRolla

So who the man?

Excuse me, darling. - RocknRolla

Excuse me, darling.

- Go that way. - RocknRolla

DrinkDance You're a dancerAm I a dancerShall we set the record straightSee my dad was a dancer and his dad before himSo finally it percolated through the old DNAYou're not joining meSureI like to dance - RocknRolla

DrinkDance You're a dancerAm I a dancerShall we set the...

You're not joining me? - RocknRolla

You're not joining me?

No. I'm Bertie. - RocknRolla

No. I'm Bertie.

Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch? - RocknRolla

Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?

- I know all about your type. - RocknRolla

- I know all about your type.

See that man sitting on the sofa? - RocknRolla

See that man sitting on the sofa?

If he's an informer, you'll have his depositions, poems. - RocknRolla

If he's an informer, you'll have his depositions,...

Ooh. That's nice. Here, we'll go for a drink next week, and I'll tell you all about it. All I need i - RocknRolla

Ooh. That's nice. Here, we'll go for a drink next...

Wait up, sing-along. - RocknRolla

Wait up, sing-along.

You, what do you think you're doing? - RocknRolla

You, what do you think you're doing?

I gotta keep the club open. - RocknRolla

I gotta keep the club open.

Leave it, John. - RocknRolla

Leave it, John.

Fancy some more talent, boy? - RocknRolla

Fancy some more talent, boy?

Night, night. - RocknRolla

We'll put rock salt in the shells, stick them in the revolver. - RocknRolla

We'll put rock salt in the shells, stick them in the...

Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking didSo what's the problemIt was supposed to be his last night You took care of himThat's what friends do for one another Well doneAnd I won't tell the chaps - RocknRolla

Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking didSo what's...

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When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, drawing in the entire London underworld into a feeding frenzy at a time when the old criminal regime is losing turf to a wealthy foreign m

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Director: Guy Ritchie

Writer: Guy Ritchie

Production: StudioCanal,Dark Castle Entertainment,Toff Guy Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

Genre: action, crime, thriller

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 53/100

ImdbRating: 7.2

BoxOffice: $5,700,626

Released: 31 Oct 2008

Awards: 1 win & 5 nominations

Homepage: http://rocknrolla.warnerbros.com/

Also watch: Malcolm X, Revolver, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Argo, Bronson, Smokin' Aces, Layer Cake, Mean Machine, Sherlock Holmes, Gamer, 12 Rounds, Lucky Number Slevin, Hollywoodland, Defendor, Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine, Shot Caller, Life on the Line