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Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program.

Director: David Wain
Writer: Timothy Dowling, William Blake Herron, Paul Rudd
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $67,294,270
Released: 07 Nov 2008
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

57 video clips

DannyBaristaBethGayle SweenyWheelerRonnie ShieldsAugieAugie FarksEsplenKuzzikDuaneLinda The TeacherKing Argotron
Large black coffee - Role Models 01:14 Large black coffee Because you did it is why I think you did it - Role Models 00:55 Because you did it is why I think you did it And your whispering eye - Role Models 00:25 And your whispering eye Now that I'm queen - Role Models 00:25 Now that I'm queen Why do you bow for that guy - Role Models 00:39 Why do you bow for that guy Let's get married - Role Models 00:19 Let's get married Good morning Can I take your order - Role Models 00:42 Good morning Can I take your order Reindeer Games - Role Models 00:15 Reindeer Games Hey Nice cow outfit homo - Role Models 00:15 Hey Nice cow outfit homo You know what I used to have for breakfast - Role Models 00:14 You know what I used to have for breakfast And I don't want to get too graphic but I used to suck his dick for drugs - Role Models 00:07 And I don't want to get too graphic but I used to suck... This is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big - Role Models 00:13 This is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a... Now let's rock Westside Academy - Role Models 00:16 Now let's rock Westside Academy Pick us up in two hours - Role Models 00:06 Pick us up in two hours Bullshit and Dr - Role Models 00:17 Bullshit and Dr She got some boobies on her - Role Models 01:14 She got some boobies on her Me either I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd come in his pants - Role Models 00:07 Me either I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd... You look like Marvin Hamlisch - Role Models 00:26 You look like Marvin Hamlisch Rub a dub dub - Role Models 00:05 Rub a dub dub I know why you are here - Role Models 00:19 I know why you are here Apollo has lifted his skirt - Role Models 00:13 Apollo has lifted his skirt We are the butts of Chip Monk ass - Role Models 00:14 We are the butts of Chip Monk ass Where am I going to find a girl who hates all the same things I do - Role Models 01:17 Where am I going to find a girl who hates all the same... I'm here to service these young boys - Role Models 00:11 I'm here to service these young boys Partner in crime - Role Models 00:08 Partner in crime Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you - Role Models 00:15 Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you Dude this is like Shrek's piss - Role Models 00:05 Dude this is like Shrek's piss Who are these clowns - Role Models 00:58 Who are these clowns I don't wanna take my pants off - Role Models 00:05 I don't wanna take my pants off I don't want to take my pants off - Role Models 00:23 I don't want to take my pants off You sexy like a chocolate strawberry - Role Models 00:08 You sexy like a chocolate strawberry Now let us gingerly touch our tips - Role Models 00:07 Now let us gingerly touch our tips We are gonna make s'mores with white chocolate - Role Models 00:09 We are gonna make s'mores with white chocolate A lot of people don't realize that bushes - Role Models 00:14 A lot of people don't realize that bushes The Get Out of Jail Free Card - Role Models 00:19 The Get Out of Jail Free Card Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual - Role Models 00:28 Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a... Men get ready to dance with swords - Role Models 00:09 Men get ready to dance with swords Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls - Role Models 00:06 Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls And you're standing over there - Role Models 00:14 And you're standing over there Which is your blow - Role Models 00:19 Which is your blow Of course he has turtle - Role Models 00:06 Of course he has turtle You have been a bad boy - Role Models 00:27 You have been a bad boy I like the idea of it more than I actually like it - Role Models 00:08 I like the idea of it more than I actually like it Ooh They got chicken fingers - Role Models 00:08 Ooh They got chicken fingers Eight hours down - Role Models 00:14 Eight hours down It's not poison - Role Models 00:11 It's not poison What I'm trying to say is that when I get out of prison - Role Models 00:08 What I'm trying to say is that when I get out of prison You're playing on this girl's court now - Role Models 00:19 You're playing on this girl's court now His dick is the gun - Role Models 00:05 His dick is the gun Bow as your daughter does - Role Models 00:10 Bow as your daughter does Put it back in - Role Models 00:13 Put it back in I don't have crabs - Role Models 00:11 I don't have crabs I don't think so It's not you I hate having dinner with people - Role Models 00:07 I don't think so It's not you I hate having dinner... You can do anything you want in life - Role Models 00:05 You can do anything you want in life I've heard of popcorn in the face - Role Models 00:09 I've heard of popcorn in the face

Cast

Wheeler - Seann William Scott
Danny - Paul Rudd
Augie - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Ronnie - Bobb'e J. Thompson
Beth - Elizabeth Banks
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