How much would a real interview with this dame be worth? Are you referring to Her...

Joe Bradley: How much would a real interview with this dame be worth? Mr. Hennessey: Are you referring to Her Highness? Joe Bradley: I'm not referring to Annie Oakley, Dorothy Lamour, or Madame... How much? Mr. Hennessey: What do you care? You've got about as much chance... Joe Bradley: I know, but if I did? How much would it be worth? Mr. Hennessey: Oh, just a plain talk on world issues, it would probably be worth two hundred and fifty. Her views on clothes, of course, would be worth a lot more, maybe a thousand... dollars. Joe Bradley: I'm talking about her views on everything!... The private and secret longings of a Princess. Her innermost thoughts as revealed to your own correspondent in a private, personal, exclusive interview. [His boss' mouth drops, awe-struck by the thought] Joe Bradley: Can't use it, huh? I didn't think you'd like it. Mr. Hennessey: Come here! Love angle too, I suppose. Joe Bradley: Practically all love angle. Mr. Hennessey: With pictures. Joe Bradley: Could be. How much? Mr. Hennessey: That particular story will be worth five grand to any news service... Joe Bradley: ...You said five grand? I want you to shake on that.

You still here? How much would a real interview with this dame be worth? Are you referring to her highness? I'm not referring to annie oakley. How much? What do you care? You got no chance. But if i did? A plain talk on world conditions might be worth $250. Her views on clothes would be worth more... 1,000. Dollars? I'm talking about her views on everything. Huh? The private and secret longings of a princess. Her innermost thoughts as revealed to your rome correspondent in a private... personal... exclusive... interview. Can't use it, huh? I didn't think you'd like it. Come here. Love angle, too, i suppose? Practically all love angle. With pictures. Could be. How much? That particular story will be worth five grand to any news service. Tell me, if you are sober, just how you are going to obtain this fantastic interview. I'll enter her sickroom disguised as a thermometer. I want you to shake on five grand. And you realize her highness leaves for athens tomorrow? Yep. I'd like to make a little side bet with you. 500 says you don't come up with the story. What are you looking at that for? I'm seeing what day it is. It's a deal! Now i'd like you to shake. You're into me for about 500 now. When you lose this bet, you'll owe me a thousand. Why, you poor sucker, i'll practically own you. You have practically owned me. I'm going to win that money, though, and buy a one-way ticket back to new york. I love to hear you whine. When i'm back in a real news room, i'll enjoy thinking about you with an empty leash in your hands and nobody to twitch for you. So long, pigeon! (Yelling in italian)