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Keep right on stroking your own ego lt's beautiful
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Carnage

Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful

Alan Cowan:
Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful

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Keep right on stroking your own ego lt's beautiful
Available in 5 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
595
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:46
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
SBS Productions,Constantin Film,Versátil Cinema,Zanagar Films,France 2 Cinéma,SPI Film Studios,CVT Productions

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Movie Summary

Two pairs of parents hold a cordial meeting after their sons are involved in a fight, though as their time together progresses, increasingly childish behavior throws the discussion into chaos.

Actors

Christoph Waltz
Alan Cowan
Christoph Waltz
John C. Reilly
Michael Longstreet
John C. Reilly
L am a short tempered son of a bitch okayWe all are - Carnage 00:07
L am a short tempered son of a bitch okayWe all are
Lt's pretty funny when you think about it. - Carnage 00:23
Lt's pretty funny when you think about it.
Fine. Fine. Drink. Drink. What does it matter? -ls drinking bad for you or something? -No, it's grea - Carnage 00:11
Fine. Fine. Drink. Drink. What does it matter? -ls drinking...
Mr. Cowan? "Alan." Alan. You see, you and l didn't exactly hit it off......but l live with a man who - Carnage 00:45
Mr. Cowan? "Alan." Alan. You see, you and l...
What happened to your sense of humorl don't have one and l don't want one - Carnage 00:06
What happened to your sense of humorl don't have one...
Well, then just quote me. - Carnage 00:24
Well, then just quote me.
Penelope l believe in the god of carnagethe god whose rule's been unchallenged since time immemorial - Carnage 00:09
Penelope l believe in the god of carnagethe god whose...
Don't you tell me about Africal know all about suffering in Africa - Carnage 00:07
Don't you tell me about Africal know all about...
Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulsesbut there are times you don't wanna overcome them - Carnage 00:07
Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulsesbut...
Nancy it's absurd to drink in your conditionWhat condition l'm perfect - Carnage 00:08
Nancy it's absurd to drink in your conditionWhat...
The blow-dryer. - Carnage 00:42
The blow-dryer.
-Penelope. - Carnage 00:13
-Penelope.
My husband has spent the entire afternoon drying things - Carnage 00:05
My husband has spent the entire afternoon drying things
Forget it. - Carnage 00:07
Forget it.
L've got a John Wayne idea of manhood tooWhat was it he had A Colt 45Something that empties a roomAny man that doesn't give off those loner vibesjust doesn't come off as having any substance - Carnage 00:16
L've got a John Wayne idea of manhood tooWhat was it he...
Yeah l'm beginning to see things with a pleasant serenity - Carnage 00:06
Yeah l'm beginning to see things with a pleasant...
Look at him all hunched over like he was left on the side of the road - Carnage 00:06
Look at him all hunched over like he was left on the side of...
Hello. -Hello. -Mikey. - Carnage 00:51
Hello. -Hello. -Mikey.
Yes Darjeeling you're so wonderfulYou're the best and the brightest - Carnage 00:08
Yes Darjeeling you're so wonderfulYou're the best...
Let's get out of here AlanThese people are monstersStop it Nancy No no Nol wanna drink some more l wanna get drunk off my assThis bitch throws my bag against the ceiling nobody lifts a fingerl wanna be blind drunk You're drunk enoughHow can you let her - Carnage 00:48
Let's get out of here AlanThese people are monstersStop...