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"Romance & Cigarettes" quotes

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This down-and-dirty musical set in the world of working-class New York tells the story of a husband's journey into infidelity and redemption when he must choose between his seductive mistress and his beleaguered wife.

Director: John Turturro
Writer: John Turturro
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, musical, romance
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $557,471
Released: 03 Mar 2006
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

75 video clips

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Be romantic and smoke his brains out - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15 Be romantic and smoke his brains out Was my first love - Romance & Cigarettes 00:48 Was my first love Or the light on your face - Romance & Cigarettes 01:00 Or the light on your face Can't you give me one more chance Please - Romance & Cigarettes 00:18 Can't you give me one more chance Please From crying - Romance & Cigarettes 00:35 From crying Are you circumcised - Romance & Cigarettes 00:12 Are you circumcised If God's gift of grace or the light on your face - Romance & Cigarettes 00:30 If God's gift of grace or the light on your face You're the best kisser in the whole world Fryburg - Romance & Cigarettes 00:08 You're the best kisser in the whole world Fryburg You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass - Romance & Cigarettes 00:06 You two must think I'm the cucumber in the... Dad Yeah - Romance & Cigarettes 00:06 Dad Yeah Where are you - Romance & Cigarettes 00:03 Where are you We are beautiful - Romance & Cigarettes 00:09 We are beautiful We've got the address no last name Find the love shack - Romance & Cigarettes 00:22 We've got the address no last name Find the love shack You whoremaster I smoked your ass out No - Romance & Cigarettes 00:28 You whoremaster I smoked your ass out No Two things a man should be able to do - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15 Two things a man should be able to do What am I doing I don't know what I'm doing - Romance & Cigarettes 01:03 What am I doing I don't know what I'm doing What Man is a beast - Romance & Cigarettes 00:19 What Man is a beast Are you circumcised - Romance & Cigarettes 00:14 Are you circumcised Just living till you die is hard work - Romance & Cigarettes 00:08 Just living till you die is hard work I heard you with Fryburg You make loud noises and I hear them - Romance & Cigarettes 00:32 I heard you with Fryburg You make loud noises and I hear... Pork chops Lamb chops - Romance & Cigarettes 00:04 Pork chops Lamb chops What's going on Mom - Romance & Cigarettes 00:04 What's going on Mom Every day you'll wake up alone - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15 Every day you'll wake up alone Po Oh it's poetry - Romance & Cigarettes 00:19 Po Oh it's poetry I cannot face this world - Romance & Cigarettes 00:44 I cannot face this world I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman - Romance & Cigarettes 00:11 I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player - Romance & Cigarettes 00:11 I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player Marriage is combat son Yes sir - Romance & Cigarettes 00:08 Marriage is combat son Yes sir No I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment - Romance & Cigarettes 00:28 No I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy... Rat shit Bat shit Dirty old twat Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot - Romance & Cigarettes 00:13 Rat shit Bat shit Dirty old twat Sixty nine assholes tied in... I'd be better off a fag - Romance & Cigarettes 00:20 I'd be better off a fag Oh you've got it bad Nick - Romance & Cigarettes 00:09 Oh you've got it bad Nick You've been wronged I feel it - Romance & Cigarettes 00:14 You've been wronged I feel it And she's a redhead - Romance & Cigarettes 00:45 And she's a redhead Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until the head pops off - Romance & Cigarettes 00:06 Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until... He's been married four times Four times Gracie since he left you - Romance & Cigarettes 00:12 He's been married four times Four times Gracie since he... Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can - Romance & Cigarettes 00:50 Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world - Romance & Cigarettes 00:05 I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the... Okay okay that's enough now - Romance & Cigarettes 00:21 Okay okay that's enough now I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now - Romance & Cigarettes 00:51 I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now Men They blow smoke up your ass - Romance & Cigarettes 00:20 Men They blow smoke up your ass One two three uh - Romance & Cigarettes 00:22 One two three uh Look I know that you know that I know that you want me Connie lingus - Romance & Cigarettes 00:07 Look I know that you know that I know that you want me... It's cleaner It's cleaner without the foreskin - Romance & Cigarettes 00:10 It's cleaner It's cleaner without the foreskin I know a guy who's tough but sweet - Romance & Cigarettes 00:22 I know a guy who's tough but sweet So come on come on - Romance & Cigarettes 00:07 So come on come on Don't worry kid We'll find the ho - Romance & Cigarettes 00:13 Don't worry kid We'll find the ho I'm in love Ma - Romance & Cigarettes 00:06 I'm in love Ma Get a life and then do love - Romance & Cigarettes 00:14 Get a life and then do love God You are one crude broad - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15 God You are one crude broad Tease me tease me Hammer me Slam me Drill me - Romance & Cigarettes 00:57 Tease me tease me Hammer me Slam me Drill me You know what - Romance & Cigarettes 00:32 You know what This is great chicken - Romance & Cigarettes 00:11 This is great chicken I know your tragedy - Romance & Cigarettes 00:16 I know your tragedy What is with men huh They think they can whip their schlongs out - Romance & Cigarettes 00:08 What is with men huh They think they can whip their schlongs... There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that don't make sense - Romance & Cigarettes 00:17 There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that... You guys don't even talk to one another anymore - Romance & Cigarettes 00:07 You guys don't even talk to one another anymore You know a long time ago - Romance & Cigarettes 00:24 You know a long time ago I've got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave - Romance & Cigarettes 00:19 I've got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in... Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me - Romance & Cigarettes 00:25 Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me Mrs Murder Nice to see you How are you - Romance & Cigarettes 00:36 Mrs Murder Nice to see you How are you Well brunettes are fine man And blondes are fun - Romance & Cigarettes 00:14 Well brunettes are fine man And blondes are fun It's no picnic being a guy - Romance & Cigarettes 00:21 It's no picnic being a guy He was dancing with her - Romance & Cigarettes 00:18 He was dancing with her I'm a slow learner but I'm gonna change - Romance & Cigarettes 00:52 I'm a slow learner but I'm gonna change You just twisted the cap off the tube buddy - Romance & Cigarettes 00:09 You just twisted the cap off the tube buddy You got one beautiful pair of little hills there lady - Romance & Cigarettes 00:27 You got one beautiful pair of little hills there lady

Cast

Nick Murder - James Gandolfini
Kitty Kane - Susan Sarandon
Tula - Kate Winslet
Angelo - Steve Buscemi
Fryburg - Bobby Cannavale
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