I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up
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Gloria:
Colombia? Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? I do. Your books do very well in these macho countries. They have jungles there, Joanie, insects the size of sanitation trucks. Revolutionaries. Have you had your shots? Joan Wilder:
Shots? What shots? Gloria:
You see? You're completely unprepared. Wait a minute. Just hold on. Would you tell me what's going on? Why are you doing this? Joan Wilder:
Elaine is in some trouble. She has a... little Domestic problem. Gloria:
Domestic problem? Elaine's last Domestic problem was finding her husband cut into small pieces. I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go! Joan Wilder:
[giving her a pet carrier]
Here's Romeo. Now, I want you to promise me to feed him and hold him at least once a day. [taking a small bottle of alcohol from a cabinet] Joan Wilder:
Gotcha. Gloria:
You're gonna need something stronger than that. [cut to them leaving the building] Gloria:
Listen to me. You get bus-sick, seasick, plane-sick, train-sick. You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's, for God's sake! Joan Wilder:
Well, a lot of people get sick in department stores. Gloria:
Joanie, please don't go. You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it. Joan Wilder:
[hailing a taxi]
I know. But she's my sister. Gloria:
[meaning Joan's cat Romeo]
I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up
Colombia? Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? I do. Your books do very well in these macho countries. They have jungles there, Joanie, insects the size of sanitation trucks. Revolutionaries. Have you had your shots? Joan Wilder:
Shots? What shots? Gloria:
You see? You're completely unprepared. Wait a minute. Just hold on. Would you tell me what's going on? Why are you doing this? Joan Wilder:
Elaine is in some trouble. She has a... little Domestic problem. Gloria:
Domestic problem? Elaine's last Domestic problem was finding her husband cut into small pieces. I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go! Joan Wilder:
[giving her a pet carrier]
Here's Romeo. Now, I want you to promise me to feed him and hold him at least once a day. [taking a small bottle of alcohol from a cabinet] Joan Wilder:
Gotcha. Gloria:
You're gonna need something stronger than that. [cut to them leaving the building] Gloria:
Listen to me. You get bus-sick, seasick, plane-sick, train-sick. You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's, for God's sake! Joan Wilder:
Well, a lot of people get sick in department stores. Gloria:
Joanie, please don't go. You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it. Joan Wilder:
[hailing a taxi]
I know. But she's my sister. Gloria:
[meaning Joan's cat Romeo]
I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up
Full Transcript
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Would you tell me what's going on
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Why are you doing this
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Elaine is in some trouble
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She has a little domestic problem
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Elaine's last domestic problem was finding her husband cut into small pieces
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Now l'm not gonna let you do this You cannot go
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Here's Romeo
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l want you to promise me
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to feed him and hold him at least once a day
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You're gonna need something stronger than that
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Listen to me You get bus sick seasick plane sick train sick
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You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's
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Well a lot of people get sick in department stores
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Joanie please Don't go
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You're not up to this Joan and you know it
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l know
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but she's my sister
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l'll feed him but l'm not picking him up
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Movie Summary
A mousy romance novelist sets off for Colombia to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a dangerous adventure hunting for treasure with a mercenary rogue.
Actors
Gloria
Joan Wilder
