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Romantic Getaway

Allison and Deacon are desperate for a baby, but they've run out of money to fund any more IVF treatments. So they decide to "borrow" the £50k they need from their filthy rich boss Alfie--but Deacon adds an extra 0 to the transfer.

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I haven't got a clue
what you're on about. - Romantic Getaway

I haven't got a clue what you're on about.

To be honest, you'd be lucky to get
one or two eggs from the retrieval - Romantic Getaway

To be honest, you'd be lucky to get one or two eggs fro...

I mean, right now, your
tiny thimble of sperm - Romantic Getaway

I mean, right now, your tiny thimble of sperm

Oh, he is so, so sick. He's
like a chemical weapon. - Romantic Getaway

Oh, he is so, so sick. He's like a chemical weapon.

Didn't I tell you. Deacon can be as
useless as unwashed wank blanket. - Romantic Getaway

Didn't I tell you. Deacon can be as useless as unwashed...

And, even then, your eggs will
be of questionable quality. - Romantic Getaway

And, even then, your eggs will be of questionable quality.

But he was desperate that one of us
should be here. I've had it bad too. - Romantic Getaway

But he was desperate that one of us should be here. I'v...

OK, OK. But we are gonna have that
normal life, Allison. Oh fuck. - Romantic Getaway

OK, OK. But we are gonna have that normal life, Allison. Oh ...

Yes, I can be as useless as
an unwashed wank blanket. - Romantic Getaway

Yes, I can be as useless as an unwashed wank blanket.

I have to warn you, - Romantic Getaway

I have to warn you,

No, no, we didn't come in here
to listen stories of women - Romantic Getaway

No, no, we didn't come in here to listen stories of wom...

If you have the funds, we have a
range of services that can help. - Romantic Getaway

If you have the funds, we have a range of services that can ...

It's fine, it's fine, OK? We're gonna
whizz home, you're gonna run in, - Romantic Getaway

It's fine, it's fine, OK? We're gonna whizz h...

It might be nice if you tell
Mr Harris from the SFO here - Romantic Getaway

It might be nice if you tell Mr Harris from the SFO here

Though I do need to warn you,
once you have the first injection, - Romantic Getaway

Though I do need to warn you, once you have the first inject...

I mean, if you block out
that we're being chased - Romantic Getaway

I mean, if you block out that we're being chased

I basically had to raise
Esme single-handedly. - Romantic Getaway

I basically had to raise Esme single-handedly.

Fine, but can we make a
rule that in our normal life - Romantic Getaway

Fine, but can we make a rule that in our normal life

Let's do it. - Romantic Getaway

For fuck's sake. - Romantic Getaway

For fuck's sake.

Why are we spending
hundreds of pounds on paper? - Romantic Getaway

Why are we spending hundreds of pounds on paper?

Well, we've just met
you for the first time - Romantic Getaway

Well, we've just met you for the first time

It's probably because
we're an office - Romantic Getaway

It's probably because we're an office

Got caught - Romantic Getaway

Yeah. That makes
sense, actually. - Romantic Getaway

Yeah. That makes sense, actually.

Is this your first time doing this?
No. I flip cars over all the time. - Romantic Getaway

Is this your first time doing this? No. I flip cars over all...

Oh my God, you've done it before.
It's not like I'm Keyser Soze. - Romantic Getaway

Oh my God, you've done it before. It's not like I&...

Sorry, what do you mean?
Kethan. Y-Your boss, Kethan. - Romantic Getaway

Sorry, what do you mean? Kethan. Y-Your boss, Kethan.

It's really quite simple. There are
accounts on your husband's laptop - Romantic Getaway

It's really quite simple. There are accounts on your hu...

Trying to start a family, - Romantic Getaway

Trying to start a family,

Yeah, what about it? I was just
thinking that maybe you need to - Romantic Getaway

Yeah, what about it? I was just thinking that maybe you need...

With staff withholding evidence - Romantic Getaway

With staff withholding evidence

We have no other option but to
report your husband to the police - Romantic Getaway

We have no other option but to report your husband to the po...

You know, like, you know,
things probably aren't as bad - Romantic Getaway

You know, like, you know, things probably aren't as bad

We work within a
very small community. - Romantic Getaway

We work within a very small community.

Sorry, I just have to go sort
this thing at work quickly - Romantic Getaway

Sorry, I just have to go sort this thing at work quickly

You were normal until you
went all Scarface on me. - Romantic Getaway

You were normal until you went all Scarface on me.

So I'm saying that you
are a bullshitter, pal. - Romantic Getaway

So I'm saying that you are a bullshitter, pal.

For fuck's sake, if you
want to go for a drink - Romantic Getaway

For fuck's sake, if you want to go for a drink

Esme, I'm not waiting outside - Romantic Getaway

Esme, I'm not waiting outside

See, the thing we're gonna do
most today is fuck with you. - Romantic Getaway

See, the thing we're gonna do most today is fuck with y...

You are absolutely right.
We need to get shit-faced. - Romantic Getaway

You are absolutely right. We need to get shit-faced.

It's three, four hours of just
constant fucking with you, - Romantic Getaway

It's three, four hours of just constant fucking with yo...

I mean, - Romantic Getaway

I think it's called
"getting my life together." - Romantic Getaway

I think it's called "getting my life together.&quo...

Did he say it was all looking good?
What did he say our chances are? - Romantic Getaway

Did he say it was all looking good? What did he say our chan...

No, not yet, we were just about to
go into the emails and have a look. - Romantic Getaway

No, not yet, we were just about to go into the emails and ha...

Can I remind you that you are
the one that said I needed - Romantic Getaway

Can I remind you that you are the one that said I needed

We'll keep on fucking with
you until we say the fucking - - Romantic Getaway

We'll keep on fucking with you until we say the fucking...

It's very exciting, isn't
it? It's a little bit teary. - Romantic Getaway

It's very exciting, isn't it? It's a little b...

I'm also quite angry with
you, because thanks to you, - Romantic Getaway

I'm also quite angry with you, because thanks to you,

I am having a really fucking
stressful time right now. - Romantic Getaway

I am having a really fucking stressful time right now.

He is the most hardworking
and principled man - Romantic Getaway

He is the most hardworking and principled man

My uncle has taken all my money
and he keeps trying to fuck my mum. - Romantic Getaway

My uncle has taken all my money and he keeps trying to fuck ...

Luckily for you, Uncle
Dave is an old friend - Romantic Getaway

Luckily for you, Uncle Dave is an old friend

He would be heartbroken to think he had
come anywhere near any criminal activity. - Romantic Getaway

He would be heartbroken to think he had come anywhere near a...

What's wrong with you? I'm
just a bit nervous, OK? - Romantic Getaway

What's wrong with you? I'm just a bit nervous, OK?

What can I get you? I'm OK
for the minute, thank you. - Romantic Getaway

What can I get you? I'm OK for the minute, thank you.

You're making that face
like on our date when- - Romantic Getaway

You're making that face like on our date when-

So I spoke to the girls about what
Sally had been saying about me. - Romantic Getaway

So I spoke to the girls about what Sally had been saying abo...

This is the face of someone who
isn't a friend of airport security. - Romantic Getaway

This is the face of someone who isn't a friend of airpo...

What? Are you taking the piss?
We'll have a bottle of vodka. - Romantic Getaway

What? Are you taking the piss? We'll have a bottle of v...

Now, apart from an issue
with my personal hygiene, - Romantic Getaway

Now, apart from an issue with my personal hygiene,

My wife's about to get inseminated and
I've got to make it to the clinic by 5pm - Romantic Getaway

My wife's about to get inseminated and I've got to...

Go on. Well, it's possible
I don't know Uncle Kethan - Romantic Getaway

Go on. Well, it's possible I don't know Uncle Keth...

Alfie, vodka is £300
a bottle here, mate. - Romantic Getaway

Alfie, vodka is £300 a bottle here, mate.

So I thought "Who has got the experience
and the access to pull this off?" - Romantic Getaway

So I thought "Who has got the experience and the access...

So this is enough! Please
don't punish a good man - Romantic Getaway

So this is enough! Please don't punish a good man

So I followed the electronic
trail and it led me to you two! - Romantic Getaway

So I followed the electronic trail and it led me to you two!

You're gonna give me
50 grand for this car - Romantic Getaway

You're gonna give me 50 grand for this car

It's on me, as in
on the company. - Romantic Getaway

It's on me, as in on the company.

Even shit people
get to be parents, - Romantic Getaway

Even shit people get to be parents,

I fucking knew it! I didn't
even have any evidence. - Romantic Getaway

I fucking knew it! I didn't even have any evidence.

Then I met you, and I thought ooh,
maybe this is my chance to have one. - Romantic Getaway

Then I met you, and I thought ooh, maybe this is my chance t...

It's sort of any random brown man.
Like, I've got hundreds of them. - Romantic Getaway

It's sort of any random brown man. Like, I've got ...

Well, it is. But this
is a legitimate expense. - Romantic Getaway

Well, it is. But this is a legitimate expense.

Do you think I'd follow an
electronic trail? You twat! - Romantic Getaway

Do you think I'd follow an electronic trail? You twat!

Thank you for that explanation,
Mrs Mendez We will pass that on. - Romantic Getaway

Thank you for that explanation, Mrs Mendez We will pass that...

I want my money back NOW! Why
don't you just fuck off, Alfie? - Romantic Getaway

I want my money back NOW! Why don't you just fuck off, ...

Well, no, but I mean...
look where it's got us. - Romantic Getaway

Well, no, but I mean... look where it's got us.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you so much, your honours. - Romantic Getaway

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much, your honours.

So hold on, you gave all our
money to a complete stranger? - Romantic Getaway

So hold on, you gave all our money to a complete stranger?

Has it ever occurred to you that
the reason we took the money - Romantic Getaway

Has it ever occurred to you that the reason we took the mone...

There was no need for
that at all, really, mate. - Romantic Getaway

There was no need for that at all, really, mate.

Right. Well, then, let's
get bladdered, yeah? - Romantic Getaway

Right. Well, then, let's get bladdered, yeah?

The injections, the
examinations, the hormones, - Romantic Getaway

The injections, the examinations, the hormones,

It's no excuse for ripping
off 500K from your friend. - Romantic Getaway

It's no excuse for ripping off 500K from your friend.

Alfie, there was actually one
thing about Sally. Oh, here we go. - Romantic Getaway

Alfie, there was actually one thing about Sally. Oh, here we...

The constant, crushing,
gut-wrenching disappointment - Romantic Getaway

The constant, crushing, gut-wrenching disappointment

So you know, this is
actually worth 70 minimum, - Romantic Getaway

So you know, this is actually worth 70 minimum,

Romantic Getaway poster

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Allison and Deacon are desperate for a baby, but they've run out of money to fund any more IVF treatments. So they decide to "borrow" the £50k they need from their filthy rich boss Alfie--but Deacon adds an extra 0 to the transfer.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Benjamin Green, Romesh Ranganathan

Production:

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.8

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Released: 01 Jan 2023

Awards: 1 nomination

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