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"Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" quotes

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion poster
Two dim-witted, inseparable friends hit the road for their ten-year high school reunion and concoct an elaborate lie about their lives in order to impress their classmates.

Director: David Mirkin
Writer: Robin Schiff
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $29,235,353
Released: 25 Apr 1997
Awards: 4 nominations

65 video clips

ChristieMicheleRomyCherylKellyLisa LuderHeatherCowboyMichelleBilly ChristiansenRamonToby WaltersIrate CustomerTruck Stop WaitressSuit SalesmanMr. LishCreepy Manager
Oh yeah Really Wh Um - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:35 Oh yeah Really Wh Um Swear to God Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:21 Swear to God Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian So what'd you have to do to get it I had to give all the guys - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:30 So what'd you have to do to get it I had to give all... Yeah For me though it's like - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:23 Yeah For me though it's like Don't we girls - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:30 Don't we girls Heather um has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:14 Heather um has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill... God remember the prom You got so thin by then - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:15 God remember the prom You got so thin by then Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:18 Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph Oh Hey Romy remember Mrs Chivas' class - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:27 Oh Hey Romy remember Mrs Chivas' class Aww poor thing Look They won't let her shop - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:19 Aww poor thing Look They won't let her shop And what are you picking on us for anyway - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:16 And what are you picking on us for anyway Did you lose weight Actually I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:21 Did you lose weight Actually I have been trying this new fat... You wanna get a room - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 01:11 You wanna get a room Do you live with Michele Weinberger Yeah - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:50 Do you live with Michele Weinberger Yeah Perfect Okay Romy you look so good with blonde hair and black roots - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:09 Perfect Okay Romy you look so good with blonde hair and... Well say something nice about my penis - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:18 Well say something nice about my penis You know even though we've watched Pretty Woman like 36 times - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:10 You know even though we've watched Pretty Woman like 36... I said to go fuck themselves for making my teen years a living hell - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:10 I said to go fuck themselves for making my teen years a... Oh my God do you remember what a big controversy it was - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:41 Oh my God do you remember what a big controversy it was Sandy Frink has a helicopter - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:17 Sandy Frink has a helicopter This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:15 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my... Footloose Footloose Footloose - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:10 Footloose Footloose Footloose Billy honey - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:48 Billy honey You know even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kinda fat - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:08 You know even though I had to wear that stupid back brace... Um since you never got around to it in high school - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:24 Um since you never got around to it in high school Have a Romy and Michele day - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:05 Have a Romy and Michele day All I ever wanted was for people to think - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 01:21 All I ever wanted was for people to think Okay cowboy I don't know what your trip is - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:14 Okay cowboy I don't know what your trip is I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:09 I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda And the whole time you were makin' my life hell - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:21 And the whole time you were makin' my life hell Yeah well my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive but this would be okay - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:11 Yeah well my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo... That hurt But it looked really good - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:09 That hurt But it looked really good Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:57 Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to And uh to me fashion is just it's like - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:39 And uh to me fashion is just it's like That's crazy You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:19 That's crazy You have absolutely no proof that... Oh God I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:19 Oh God I've been killing myself for eight days and I... The ones that burn down real fast Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:12 The ones that burn down real fast Twice the taste in half... Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself Oh yeah - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:11 Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or... What the hell - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:16 What the hell Okay Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:35 Okay Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special Heather Mooney - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:26 Heather Mooney Thanks a lot Romy What - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:46 Thanks a lot Romy What Anyway are you going I'd rather put this out in my ass - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:05 Anyway are you going I'd rather put this out in my ass Wow Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:17 Wow Isn't it weird when you're not friends with... I got a bad case of lovin' you I mean great - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:13 I got a bad case of lovin' you I mean great Yeah Let's fold scarves Okay - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:07 Yeah Let's fold scarves Okay You are so much cuter than you were in high school - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:21 You are so much cuter than you were in high school Hi Hey um great suit Is that an Armani - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:25 Hi Hey um great suit Is that an Armani Now that I'm looking at this Uh huh - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:29 Now that I'm looking at this Uh huh What a waste of a tank of gas huh - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:10 What a waste of a tank of gas huh The reunion's less than a week away I mean I just can't believe you turned down a job - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:15 The reunion's less than a week away I mean I just... Well we definitely weren't in the A group - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 01:03 Well we definitely weren't in the A group Chubbo The name is Romy - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:08 Chubbo The name is Romy Fine You know you really shouldn't let people fill out applications - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:16 Fine You know you really shouldn't let people fill out... Okay I don't think that like one chip makes a difference - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:14 Okay I don't think that like one chip makes a... Hey if anybody needs to make a call - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:12 Hey if anybody needs to make a call And you also get a five percent employee discount - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:20 And you also get a five percent employee discount Uh he's not here I already asked Toby Dumbfuck Obviously I've interrupted - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:08 Uh he's not here I already asked Toby Dumbfuck... Hi back brace girl Hi back brace girl - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:10 Hi back brace girl Hi back brace girl I got this tie for a dollar You paid a whole dollar for that - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:15 I got this tie for a dollar You paid a whole dollar for that I I'd like to go away - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:11 I I'd like to go away Yeah Ramon That'll happen - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:14 Yeah Ramon That'll happen And you also get a five percent employee discount - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:20 And you also get a five percent employee discount Hi My name is Romy and I'm an alcoholic - Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 00:12 Hi My name is Romy and I'm an alcoholic

Cast

Romy - Mira Sorvino
Michele - Lisa Kudrow
Heather - Janeane Garofalo
Sandy Frink - Alan Cumming
Christie - Julia Campbell
All Cast