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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

A broom handle, a pool cue, a fucking plunger." Gag, woman, gag

A broom handle, a pool cue, a fucking plunger." Gag, woman, gag

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A broom handle, a pool cue,
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a fucking plunger."
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Gag, woman, gag.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:03
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
There were porno movies everywhere, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
There were porno movies everywhere,
I would have missed the boat - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I would have missed the boat
I'd have said, "Ain't nobody gonna pay to watch fat midgets fuck fat midgets." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I'd have said, "Ain't nobody gonna pay to wat...
Apparently there were some unanswered questions in Fat Midgets... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:15
Apparently there were some unanswered questions in Fat Midge...
And then the whole experience just started to creep me the fuck out. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And then the whole experience just started to creep me the f...
I just grabbed my big black dick and left. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I just grabbed my big black dick and left.
My wife does yoga, and next to her yoga school in Beverly Hills, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My wife does yoga, and next to her yoga school in Beverly Hi...
One of these treatments is a thing called anal bleaching. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
One of these treatments is a thing called anal bleaching.
Now I've never walked in the doors of this place, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Now I've never walked in the doors of this place,
Are really unhappy with the color of the old bunghole. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Are really unhappy with the color of the old bunghole.
So unhappy, they're willing to bleach it - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
So unhappy, they're willing to bleach it
Now I don't know if they have a color in mind when they start, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
Now I don't know if they have a color in mind when they...
Or if there's some paint chips and a tray of Smile Bright. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Or if there's some paint chips and a tray of Smile Brig...
You're just spreading your ass cheeks, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
You're just spreading your ass cheeks,
I have no idea what color my asshole is. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I have no idea what color my asshole is.
I don't have that kind of mirror or that kind of friend. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I don't have that kind of mirror or that kind of friend...
Nobody wants to be a white asshole, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Nobody wants to be a white asshole,
I don't know what I'm supposed to tell my fucking relatives. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I don't know what I'm supposed to tell my fucking ...
Is a thing called vaginal rejuvenation. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Is a thing called vaginal rejuvenation.
Now, I think it's a little strange that vaginal rejuvenation is fine, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
Now, I think it's a little strange that vaginal rejuven...