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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

After I'd been there for a little while, I found out there was one partof Hotel Street on...

After I'd been there for a little while, I found out there was one part
of Hotel Street on Oahu that you go to, and these really cute girls that jump
in your car and blow you for five dollars

Full Transcript

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After I'd been there for a little while,
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I found out there was one part of Hotel Street on Oahu that you go to,
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and these really cute girls that jump in your car and blow you for five dollars.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
72
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:24
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
Best deal I've ever heard of in my life to this day. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Best deal I've ever heard of in my life to this day.
And that's about a 45-second task with me at 18 years old. I'm like, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And that's about a 45-second task with me at 18 years o...
I'm out of here. I gotta go." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I'm out of here. I gotta go."
A little while back I was watching this documentary on transvestites, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
A little while back I was watching this documentary on trans...
I let 150 dudes suck my dick? - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I let 150 dudes suck my dick?
You'd think you can tell a man's mouth from a woman's mouth, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
You'd think you can tell a man's mouth from a woma...
A tongue is a tongue, and a tooth is a fucking tooth. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
A tongue is a tongue, and a tooth is a fucking tooth.
If it would have been a handjob, I'd have been going, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
If it would have been a handjob, I'd have been going,
I ran for president of the United States, and I don't think I won, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
I ran for president of the United States, and I don't t...
He wants to build a wall between the US and Mexico to keep out immigrants, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
He wants to build a wall between the US and Mexico to keep o...
I never got over it. My uncle was a Baptist preacher, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
I never got over it. My uncle was a Baptist preacher,
I'm on the back porch of the church, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm on the back porch of the church,
This goose comes out of this pond like a fucking killing machine. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
This goose comes out of this pond like a fucking killing mac...
I had nightmares about it my entire goddamn childhood. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I had nightmares about it my entire goddamn childhood.
The way they cross the street right in front of fucking cars - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
The way they cross the street right in front of fucking cars
"Yo, bitch, what the fuck you going to do about it?" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"Yo, bitch, what the fuck you going to do about it?&quo...
Nobody's moving till we get across this street." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
Nobody's moving till we get across this street."
Nobody would give a shit." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Nobody would give a shit."
A goose is the only animal on the planet - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
A goose is the only animal on the planet
That's what happened to that plane Sully landed on the Hudson River. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's what happened to that plane Sully landed on the ...