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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

And we decided on a datethat we would do it, and we decided to do it fromthe Punchline...

And we decided on a date
that we would do it, and we decided to do it from
the Punchline here in Atlanta in front of a live crowd,
and it was really fun

Full Transcript

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And we decided on a date that we would do it,
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and we decided to do it from the Punchline here in Atlanta
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in front of a live crowd, and it was really fun.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:43
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
And it really reminded Jeff and I of how much fun we have on stage together - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And it really reminded Jeff and I of how much fun we have on...
And before the thing started, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
And before the thing started,
And I double snotted my own fucking television. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And I double snotted my own fucking television.
I'm like, "Really - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
I'm like, "Really
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough.
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine.
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar lick - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar...
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn...
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on bac...
They call it Golden Corral, of course, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
They call it Golden Corral, of course,
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before,
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big...
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns.
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to find these people - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to ...
He brought one to Vegas last year, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
He brought one to Vegas last year,
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!"
Back in 1996, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Back in 1996,
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby combined. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cos...