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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!" He said, "Well, she's had three kids." I'm like, "What,...

And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!" He said, "Well, she's had three kids." I'm like, "What, for lunch?

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And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!"
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He said, "Well, she's had three kids."
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I'm like, "What, for lunch?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:51
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
Back in 1996, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Back in 1996,
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby combined. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cos...
Over 15 million albums, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Over 15 million albums,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.
When Jeff got big enough to take somebody with him, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
When Jeff got big enough to take somebody with him,
He always believed in my talent, but not my work ethic. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
He always believed in my talent, but not my work ethic.
And it was his goal for a lot of years to make me a famous comedian, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And it was his goal for a lot of years to make me a famous c...
I don't mean to seem ungrateful, but I got shit to do, Jeff. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I don't mean to seem ungrateful, but I got shit to do, ...
First big gig we did together was the first week in December 1996 - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
First big gig we did together was the first week in December...
And You Might Be A Redneck had been the number one-selling comedy album - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And You Might Be A Redneck had been the number one-selling c...
It's still the number one-selling comedy album of all time, and, uh... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
It's still the number one-selling comedy album of all t...
Jeff had been my friend for ten years, and suddenly, kaboom, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Jeff had been my friend for ten years, and suddenly, kaboom,
His face is plastered all over Vegas and we are having a fucking blast. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
His face is plastered all over Vegas and we are having a fuc...
We have an all-access pass to Las Vegas, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
We have an all-access pass to Las Vegas,
Well, that same year my dear friend Bill Engvall, the dancer... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Well, that same year my dear friend Bill Engvall, the dancer...
People ask me all the time, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
People ask me all the time,
The same week we were at the MGM Grand, they were at Caesars Palace, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
The same week we were at the MGM Grand, they were at Caesars...
Now she was beautiful, beautiful. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Now she was beautiful, beautiful.
She was beautiful. 40 years old, never been married, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
She was beautiful. 40 years old, never been married,
'Cause usually if a woman is that beautiful at 40 - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
'Cause usually if a woman is that beautiful at 40