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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

And before the thing started, I had my tour bus up there,Jeff and I are sitting on my tour...

And before the thing started, I had my tour bus up there,
Jeff and I are sitting on my tour bus and this Golden Corral commercial
comes on television, which is where Jeff works now

Full Transcript

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And before the thing started,
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I had my tour bus up there, Jeff and I are sitting on my tour bus
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and this Golden Corral commercial comes on television,
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which is where Jeff works now.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:56
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
And I double snotted my own fucking television. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And I double snotted my own fucking television.
I'm like, "Really - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
I'm like, "Really
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough.
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine.
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar lick - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar...
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn...
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on bac...
They call it Golden Corral, of course, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
They call it Golden Corral, of course,
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before,
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big...
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns.
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to find these people - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to ...
He brought one to Vegas last year, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
He brought one to Vegas last year,
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!"
Back in 1996, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Back in 1996,
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby combined. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cos...
Over 15 million albums, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Over 15 million albums,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.