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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

And three hours after I met this chick, I'm laying on my back going, "This bitch is...

And three hours after I met this chick, I'm laying on my back going, "This bitch is crazy."

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And three hours after I met this chick,
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I'm laying on my back going,
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"This bitch is crazy."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
90
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:02
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
Well, Bill's doing one show at the big Forum down at Caesars, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
Well, Bill's doing one show at the big Forum down at Ca...
So when Bill gets finished, he comes down and does a set with us - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
So when Bill gets finished, he comes down and does a set wit...
But they keep hounding me - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
But they keep hounding me
I go, "I know it's our first night in town but I'm gonna go drinking with the boys," - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:17
I go, "I know it's our first night in town but I&#...
We had been friends for ten years, so we were young comics together, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
We had been friends for ten years, so we were young comics t...
Maybe one day we'll be the big comics in Vegas, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Maybe one day we'll be the big comics in Vegas,
And that was the first time all three of us had our names on big signs in Vegas, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And that was the first time all three of us had our names on...
Any ideas?" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Any ideas?"
We decided to break it up, and Vegas will make you horny if you let it. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
We decided to break it up, and Vegas will make you horny if ...
I go back up to the room and she's passed out, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I go back up to the room and she's passed out,
But I know if I wake her up trying to have sex with her, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
But I know if I wake her up trying to have sex with her,
And I don't need a new mugshot 'cause my last one was so good. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And I don't need a new mugshot 'cause my last one ...
No, that's our boy Tater Salad, is who that is. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
No, that's our boy Tater Salad, is who that is.
So I decide, "Well, I'll just do it myself," - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
So I decide, "Well, I'll just do it myself,"
I wake up the next morning with this shit hangover, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
I wake up the next morning with this shit hangover,
For dark skin only, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
For dark skin only,