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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

And traditionally during the week, these three comics would go to the mall and those two...

And traditionally during the week, these three comics would go to the mall and those two comics would watch
that comic spend money

Full Transcript

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And traditionally during the week,
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these three comics would go to the mall
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and those two comics would watch that comic spend money.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:43
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
So I've just driven from Dallas to Sacramento to make $400. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
So I've just driven from Dallas to Sacramento to make $...
I've got "go get a six-pack of beer and a frozen pizza". - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I've got "go get a six-pack of beer and a frozen p...
Not the good frozen pizza, the other fucking frozen fucking pizza, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
Not the good frozen pizza, the other fucking frozen fucking ...
So I'm all set up. My beer is cold. My pizza is done. I ordered the movie. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
So I'm all set up. My beer is cold. My pizza is done. I...
It says, "Please enjoy your feature film," but nothing comes on the television. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
It says, "Please enjoy your feature film," but not...
I don't have another eight goddamn dollars." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I don't have another eight goddamn dollars."
I said, "I ordered a movie, it said, 'Please enjoy your feature film,' - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
I said, "I ordered a movie, it said, 'Please enjoy...
Knock on the door, it's a chick from Maintenance. "What's the problem?" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
Knock on the door, it's a chick from Maintenance. "...
Cast Away. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Cast Away.
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated myself for it. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated ...
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a fucking bed-wetter. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a ...
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house...
And I was about 12 years old - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was about 12 years old
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking over it." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking o...
And he had bunk beds in his room, and Joe Paine's on the top bed, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
And he had bunk beds in his room, and Joe Paine's on th...
I'm like, "They're gonna know. They're gonna know I'm a fucking bed-wetter. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm like, "They're gonna know. They're g...
One of them wet the bed." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
One of them wet the bed."
That's what kind of person I am right there, 12 years old. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
That's what kind of person I am right there, 12 years o...
I'd have peed on both of them, but one of them was too fucking high - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I'd have peed on both of them, but one of them was too ...
And I wet the bed!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I wet the bed!"