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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

Cast Away. She goes, "Look it's juston the wrong channel." Click

Cast Away. She goes, "Look it's just
on the wrong channel." Click

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Cast Away.
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She goes, "Look it's just on the wrong channel." Click.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:04
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated myself for it. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated ...
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a fucking bed-wetter. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a ...
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house...
And I was about 12 years old - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was about 12 years old
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking over it." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking o...
And he had bunk beds in his room, and Joe Paine's on the top bed, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
And he had bunk beds in his room, and Joe Paine's on th...
I'm like, "They're gonna know. They're gonna know I'm a fucking bed-wetter. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm like, "They're gonna know. They're g...
One of them wet the bed." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
One of them wet the bed."
That's what kind of person I am right there, 12 years old. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
That's what kind of person I am right there, 12 years o...
I'd have peed on both of them, but one of them was too fucking high - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I'd have peed on both of them, but one of them was too ...
And I wet the bed!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I wet the bed!"
Is he lived in Round Rock, Texas, and I hadn't really seen him in years, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
Is he lived in Round Rock, Texas, and I hadn't really s...
You let me think, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
You let me think,
So my wife and I, we both tour extensively, and, uh... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
So my wife and I, we both tour extensively, and, uh...
She bought us two dogs, which, you know, just makes touring easier if you... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
She bought us two dogs, which, you know, just makes touring ...
Have a couple of dogs to drag with you on all those flights, and... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Have a couple of dogs to drag with you on all those flights,...
She bought us two French Bulldogs. If you don't know what they look like, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
She bought us two French Bulldogs. If you don't know wh...
She brings these dogs home, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
She brings these dogs home,
And not because if somebody was breaking into our house, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And not because if somebody was breaking into our house,
But when somebody breaks into our house now, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
But when somebody breaks into our house now,